Platinum: I should come clean, and may have said this before. A Guest called Gwen inspired me to make some of these Pokémon service animals. Gwen was from a Canadian reality show, and wants to assist the Guests with the traumas inflicted upon them. Her first pick is a Shiny Houndoom nicknamed Huntress.
Dex: Imagine a devil hound, blue fur, and shorter horns, like this.
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Platinum: Now we've got that out of the way, I hear of a squirrel breaking a nonexistent wall.
Dex: Would they happen to look like this Pachirisu?
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Platinum: No, they're more like a Shiny Skwovet.
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"Well, I can see the resemblance. My ears aren't that long, though."
Platinum: *gasps at the anthropomorphic orange squirrel before her* CONKER!!!
Conker: *scowls* Hey, you don't have to yell. What is this place?
Platinum: This is my Enclave, where we keep a large pocket of beasts at our disposal. I am Platinum, and these are my colleagues; Dex, Creda, and Scarl. Would the developers at Rare mind you wandering here?
Conker: Nah, they've taken enough where I was. What's with the white squirrel?
Platinum: The Pachirisu is a little side project. We're thinking of calling her Berri.
Conker: Berri? *groans* Oh no.
Creda: Soft spot, Mister?
Platinum: We were just delving into the story of how you became king.
Scarl: Mind filling blanks?
Conker: (hesitant) Okay. *starts rehashing his iconic "Bad Fur Day"*
Platinum: Who knew a literal pile of crap can sing a catchy opera number? I'm placing him as a Shiny Alolan Muk. The dung beetles can be Ledyba, because they're round and red. Bugger Lug is a Paldean Tauros, they have fierce tempers. The weasels are Furret, SHC's are regular Skwovet, Tediz are Teddiursa, Panther King is an Alolan Persian.
Dex: And Heinrich?
Platinum: Dialga, just because of their elongated head.
Dex: For the undead predecessor, we're thinking either Greedent or Noivern.
Platinum: Greedent, he didn't fly one bit as a bat.
Conker: Woah woah, what's all this then?
Platinum: An interpretation. Almost forgot, the wasps are Beedrill, Madam Bee can be a Vespiqueen, and the former king bee, a Combee. All the cave knuts can be—
[Huntress growls, a light tan Smeargle freezes in place.]
Platinum: Excuse me. *speaks calmly to the Smeargle* Doodles, what are you doing outside of your cage? Has Chris fronted your form again?
"(Where's Tiki?)"
Platinum: They're with the rest of the Agenda. Now, just back away slowly, or Huntress will maul any shred of Chris you may have left.
[Doodles complies, Huntress Snarls in his direction.]
Platinum: *pets Huntress* Easy, girl.
Conker: "Shred of Chris?"
Dex: A television show host who tortured young people. Mistress Platinum plainly revealed the "True Nature" of this individual as a monster.
Platinum: This was originally Duncan's Shiny Treatment, Butcher the blue Bisharp. Duncan was one of the young people involved with the show.
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