Jayce: Ooooh, what do we have in here?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! THE BOSS OF THE BOSSES!!!
Y/N: Uhhh... W-we're j-just going over some legal paperwork with the Noxian armory right now.
Jayce: No, I was looking at this...
He walks over to the donuts that were on the table under the slideshow presentation, Ezreal still going over they papers with the lawyers they brought. Jayce grabs one in a napkin and then comes over, standing next to me like he isn't the most powerful person in the room.
Jayce mumbles: Good meeting? *Munch*
I nod my head, then speak back.
Y/N mumbles: Darius is sold, looks like we're bringing this into the next-
Jayce mumbles: Hold on, Darius?
Jayce looks over at Darius who was sitting at the end of the table, meanwhile Ezreal and the one nerdy lawyer both poke their heads up. Ezreal looks funny in a suit, but I mean it suits him, heh... funny, just not sure black is his color.
Darius: Jayce...
Jayce: What's up, bud?
Jayce walks over to Darius, and they do a quick handshake. Meanwhile, I feel my smirk growing ever so wider as my plan clicked right into place. The art of the deal, that's what I learned and that's what I live by, except I'm not orange.
As much as I love this job, it's got its downsides too, dealing with pricks all day, every day. It only gets worse as each day passes, thanks to what's about to happen.
Fast forward a whole ass day of chat and signing a contract, Jayce pulls me and Ezreal out of the room and into his office, all the way on the top floor. Sarah just had to follow behind us for whatever reason. Listen here, Sarah may seem nice, but she isn't. She's been nosey, thorny, and a weird mindfuck beyond comprehension.
I don't know if it was how she raised, or where she went to school, but some of her methods are straight-up fucking stupid. Honestly, don't know who gave that bimbo a... no... alright, it was definitely Jayce. I mean yeah, she's hot, but holy shit she belongs in the financing department, pushing papers of useless data, not being my boss.
Jayce: Have a seat, gentlemen.
He offers the two chairs in front of his desk as he takes a seat.
Jayce: You know why I brought you here?
Ezreal: Because he brought donuts?
SHUT UP, DUMBASS!!! I give him a slight kick in front of his desk, so he doesn't notice, and he just scoffs at me. Yes, I'm an ass-kisser, it's how you get paid, dillweed.
Jayce: Heh... good one!
Y/N: It's because I just got us a big deal signed.
Jayce: You wanna know why that big deal was so important? That's the Noxian peace treaty right there. State-houses's gonna be happy that you pulled a fish like that... and I gotta meet Darius for a drink tonight, but regardless. You two have done an outstanding job and represented Brighthammer in a light I've never seen before.
Y/N: Flattering but-
Jayce: Hold on, hold on, calm down pushy.
Dick... but he's right.
Jayce: I don't even know what your names are, but you're both getting promoted. Vik's-
Sarah muffled: GOD DAMMIT!!!
Jayce: Okay... anyway, Vik's out right now but as soon as he gets back, he'll get started on the paperwork. So, who are the guys that speared Noxian arms?
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That One Barista (K/DA Seraphine x Male Reader)
RomanceY/N L/N, from Brighthammer Inc., worked as a salesman, riding the corporate waves of Piltover. Coming from a land where if you weren't wearing a suit, you were a nobody, there was something about this special woman he saw almost every day, just to p...
