Tarun : ye Jubin dikhaayi kyun nahi de raha??
Then he saw Jubin colouring Neeraj
Jubin : happy holi bhaiya~
Tarun : haan mil gaya!! *Runs to him*
Jatin : *bumps in him*
Tarun : abey bhai dhang se chal na!
Jatin : same to you!
Tamne bhi!
Tarun : *shooks his head and runs to Jubin*
... Rang lo muj-
He realised it's not Jubin here anymore, it was Sameer
Tarun : MAT RANGO!
Sameer : kyun bey? Holi hai!
Tarun : haan baad mein baad mein, mai specially apke paas aunga apko colour lagane
Sameer : *shrugs and goes from there*
Tabhi Jatin aata hai aur Tarun ka poora muh colour se bhar deta hai 💀
Tarun : YE KYA KIYA TUNE!?!
Jatin : HOLI HAIII!!
Tarun : DO MINUTE BAAD COLOUR NAHI LAGA SAKTA THA???
Jatin : do minute baad bhi holi hi hai! *Runs away*
Tarun : chadarmod!
...
Tarun ne apna muh dho liya tha and he was on his way to colour Jubin
Ke tabhi raste mein Neeraj aa jata hai
Neeraj : holi ha-
Tarun : n-n-n-n-nahiii Neeraj bhaii! Aaj mera upvaas hai!
Neeraj : ohh...*confused*
Tarun : arey abhi to Jubin yahi tha? Kahan gaya....
Neeraj : achha Tarun vo-
Isse pehele ki vo bolta, Tarun ne uske muh par saara rang laga diya.
Neeraj : ye kya kiya!? Tera to upvaas tha na??
Tarun : mera upvaas tha tumhara thodi
*Went away in search of Jubin*
Neeraj : *still confused*
Tarun : hey bhagwaan! Mujhe kabhi rangenge??
Jatin from behind : abhi! *Colours him*
Tarun : AE DOBE!!!
Jatin : *giggles and runs away*
...
Tarun ne abhi PHIRSE muh dho liya tha. And usse ab Jubin bhi dikh gaya tha
Tarun : Jubin! Kidhar tha tu??
Jubin : arey Tarun~ mai bhi tumhe dhoondh raha tha!
Jatin in his mind : phirse muh dhokar aa gaya ye?? Mere colour se ye aaj nahi bach paayega~
Tarun : lo rang lo mujhe~ arey dekho na tabse mujhe koi rang laga hi nahi raha hai!
Jatin from nowhere : kya baat kar raha hai? *Colours him yet again and runs away*
Tarun : Y-YE-
Meanwhile Yuvraj ne Jubin ko kheench liya rang lagane ke liye
Tarun : aaj to ye Jatin ke bacche se badla lekar hi rahunga!
Udhar sab bechaare Hobi ko paani mein daal kar uske upar pichkaari attack kar rahe the
Gobhi ne bhi sochi badla lene ki and usne ek baalti mein paani bhara and usme colour daalne ke liye vo mida hi tha ke BAALTI GAYAB!
Tarun ne vo paani ki baalti utha ke Jatin ke upar maari and pura Jatin bheeg gaya
Tarun : badla poora hua~
*Puts sweg wale glasses on*
Yuvraj : saale tune mere glasses churaaye??
Tarun : mai to apne naye laya hu
__________
Holi went on and on and on
AND AB MUJHE BHI VO 1ST FLOOR WALE BUDDHE KI GANJI TAANT PAR GUBBARE MAARNE JANA HAI! Ykw kya kar raha tha vo aaj? Doosri building se ek lady uske pair chhune gayi to uske kandhe pakad kar usko hug kar liya! Bhen ke lode par itna gussa aa raha hai na, aur abhi vo apne poton ke sang holi khel raha hai. Now I have to ruin his inner jawani so mai chali~
Have a colourful holi everyone!!
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