A/n POV : yaha humare BTS party karke bevade ho chuke hai, they all are drunk, now let's see kya-kya karnaame krte hai ye 7 londe..
Jatin : gAdi aAj TeRa BhAi ChAlAyEgA!!
Yuvraj : Abeyyy.. chutiya hai kiyaaa!? Tune to pi rakhi hai-
Sameer : Saale tune bhi to pi rrrakhi hai!!
Tarun : sab chup ho jaoO~ hum sabne hi pi rakhi hai bhencho!
Neeraj : phirrr... GaDi KoN cHaLaYeGa!??
Jubin : hola lete hai!
Hardik : vo tola hota hai!
Yuvraj : Abe ola hota hai bhenchodo!
Jubin : haan haan jo bhi ho-
Jatin : nahii yaarrrr, ola to bakwaasss hoti hai!! Mai to keheta hu User lete hai!
Sameer : Uber hota hai saale!
Neeraj : arey agar aise hi galat pronounce karte rahe to phir ola ho ya phir Uber ho, koi bhi ghar nhi pohochayega, ulta laat maar kar bahar nikaal dega.
Hardik : baat to sahi hai!
Neeraj : achha! Kisne Kam pi rakhi hai? Vo apna haath uthaye!
Everyone raised their hand-
Neeraj : abeyy!!?!? Mazak chal raha hai kya!? Sab honestly batao yaar!
Everyone : haan yaar maine Kam pi hai!
Neeraj : sab chup raho, mai drive karunga! Because Maine Kam pi hai!
Jatin : yArR!! Tch thik haiii~
Everybody gets into the car
Jubin : badan pe sitare lapete huye~
Jatin : O jaane Tamanna kidhar ja rahi ho~~
Tarun : Zara paas aao! To chain aa jayee~~~
Hardik : band karo yaar apna ghatiya radio!!
Jubin : mera dil ye pukaare aaja~~
Jatin : ek baar Aaja.. aaja.. aaja.. aaja.. aAaAjaa~~~
Tarun : mahiya na aaya meraa~ mahiya na aayaaaa~~
Suddenly Neeraj stopped the car
Neeraj : g-guys! Vo aage k-kon aa raha h-hai??
Sameer : ye safed saari mein kon hai be?
Yuvraj : teri Amma! Abe hume kya pata kon hai?
Tarun : kya vo saari Gucci ki hai?
Yuvraj : Abe chaman chutiye, kabhi Gucci ke bhi aage badd liya kar!
Hardik : y-yaar is-isne apne baal kholke aage k-kyun set kare h-huye hai!?!?
Neeraj : s-sabse pehli baat, ye raat ke 2 b-baje yaha-h k-kya kar rahi h-hai!?!?
At this point, sab ki utar gayi...
Hardik : bh-bhai u-turnn l-le le!!
Yuvraj : d-dead end par u-turn nahi hote yaar, aaj to hum khallaas!
Then suddenly, the woman walked closer towards there car...
Oh shit-
Hardik : BHOSDIKE GAADI PEECHE LE!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!
*Screams from the top of his lungs*
Neeraj drove the car backwards
Suga : ABE BEHEN KI LODI AAGE KYUN AA RAHI HAI!!!?!?? THODI DAYA RAKH NAA!! AAHRGHH!!
Aurat : Arre bhaiya rukk jayiye!! Mai apko koi nuksaan nahi pahuchana chahti!
Neeraj stopped the car again, and downs the window
Aurat : mai to yaha par rasta bhatak chuki hu!
Jatin : mai rasta bata du kya *bits lips*
Aurat : uski koi zarurat nahi hai, 'bhaiya'...
Tarun mumbling : emotion damage! Hehehehehe-
Jatin : c-ch-chup!.. yaar har ladki bhai bana ke kyun chali jaati hai *sob*
Jubin : cuz you're bHaIyA material!!
Jatin : *sigh*
Aurat : kya aap mujhe bata sakte hai, ye goregaon kidhar hai?
Neeraj : vo to yaha se bohooot door hai! Apko I think vaha tak pahunchne mein 4-5 ghante to lag hi jayenge!
Aurat : acha?.. Koi baat nahi, mai vaha ek second mein pahunch jaungi...
Sameer : ek second mein? Vo Kaise?
Aurat : *evil laugh* with that she slowly disappeared...
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Jatin : i-iski maa ka Priyanka Chopra! K-kaha gayab ho gayi be!!??
Hardik : j-jaha usse Jana hoga, v-vahi gayi hogi! Hume kya mtlb bhencho!
Sameer : Neeraj?
Neeraj : h-haan?
Sameer : Abe ab mujhe kutto ki tarah ghoor kar kyun dekh raha hai yaar? GADI BHAGA NA SAALE!! *He suddenly yelled*
Neeraj started the car, and drove it into very high speed, faster than August D's rap-
Hardik : Jai hanuman gyan gun sagar Jai kapish tihu log ujagar!
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ABE YAAR MUJHE TO POORI HANUMAN CHALISA BHI NAHI AATI!!
They all reached home...
Everyone was panting heavily.
Hardik : Arii mori mayiyaa!! Ye kya tha..
Yuvraj : bhencho ab se maine ek bhi horror movie nahi dekhni hai!
Neeraj : tu dekhta bhi hai? Bas roast karte reheta hai
Yuvraj : ha ha, jo bhi ho, abse mai unka roast bhi nahi karunga! Mummyyyy~ mujhe abhi bhi Darr lag raha hai...
Tarun : shukar manao ke lot ke buddhu ghar ko aaye *sigh*
Sameer : yaar Yuvraj, maine to socha tha ki tu bhootni ko bat se Marne ke liye taiyar rahega, tu bhi fattu nikla re-
Yuvraj : BSDK MAI YUVRAJ MEHTA HU, YUVRAJ SINGH NAHI!!
Sameer : theek hai bhai itna bhadak kyun raha hai!
Tarun : Yuvraj bhaiya traumatic ho chuke hai, i think Isley *mumbling to Sameer*
Jubin : dimaag thikaane par nahi hai inka-
Jatin : Mata chadh gayi hai Mata!
Sameer : agar usne ye sun liya na, to tumhe aise dhoyega jaise dhobi ghat mein kapdo ko dhote hai.. Isley chup baitho!
Tarun/Jubin/Jatin : *gulp*
The whole maknae line went silent.
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Hlw my pretty/handsome readersss!!
I'm really sorry for the late update, there was a technical issue with this stupid wattpad.. istg ek baar garmiyo ki holidays padne do, jaldi jaldi update karungi!
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