Kya apne kabhi socha hai, BTS members apni summer holidays kaise spend karenge? Kaise sawal pooch rahi hu, nahi socha hoga-
Aayiye sabse poochte hai!
A/n : Haa to Neeraj dada, aap apni holidays kaise spend karte hai?
Neeraj : obviously padke! Hume zindagi mein bohot padna chahiye, zyada padenge to humara future bright banega, aur agar-
A/n : u-uhm haan haan! Samajh gaye hum! Aur samjhane ki zarurat nahi hai *smiles nervously*
*Backs off*
A/n : Ye to gyaan hi chodne lage yaar!
A/n : Hufff khair ab poochte hai Sameer bhaiya se!
A/n : Haa to Sameer Bhai! Aap apni holidays kaise spend karenge?
Sameer : mutth maar ke-
*BEEP*
Sameer : mera matlab tha mukke maar ke, I mean to say boxing seekh ke!
A/n : acha to.. boxing seekh kar kya karoge?
Sameer : Vo sala Tarun mujhe din bhar pareshan karta reheta hai! Agar phirse karega to phir usko mukka milega...!
A/n : *gulp* matlab ye video Tarun se chupaana padega.. A-anyways!
A/n : to ab chalte hai humare surajmukhi ki taraf
A/n : Hardik ji aap apni holidays kaise spend karoge?
Hardik : mai? Mai to hamburger aur sprite ke saath apni holidays spend karunga! Aur tarah tarah ke dance seekhunga! Jaise ke bharatnatyam!
A/n : oohh.. par aap bharatnatyam seekh kar kya karoge?
Hardik : apna Darr transfer karunga, means aur members ko daraunga-
A/n : maine socha nahi tha aap jaisa fattu kabhi kisi ko Dara bhi sakega-...
Hardik : CHUP!!
A/n : *runs away*
A/n : ye to bura maan gaye.. *pout*
Khair, ab chalte hai billu-
I mean Yuvraj ki taraf.. *mumbled* vaise Inka to nahi lagta ye kabhi padenge bhi-
AHEM AHEM... Anyways!
A/n : Yuvraj bhai, ap apni summer holidays kaise spend karoge?
Yuvraj : so kar..............bas...... ab kutto ki tarah mujhe ghoor kyun rahe ho? Ja kar apna kaam karo na! Nalle ghoom rahe hai, mere sone ke time par aa gaye hmph!
A/n :........... Haramkhor Billa *mumbled*
A/n : *sigh* chhodo, inse koi ummeeden bhi nahi thi! Ab poochte hai Maknae line ke sadasyo se, pehele poochenge humare flirt se, Jatin se!
A/n : haan to flirt karne se fursat ho gayi ho to ek question poochu?
Jatin : sure Darling *wink*
A/n : abhi bhi flirt kar raha hai magarmachh-
Nevermind! Ap apni holidays kaise spend karoge?
Jatin : tinder par!
A/n : tinder!? Inse to yahi ummeed thi!
Jatin : haa to aur kya karu yaar? Mar jau?
Yuvraj : tu to mar hi ja!
Jatin : Abe oo billi! Shaant re!
Yuvraj : nahi rahunga! Bol kya ukhaad lega? Oops-
Ukhadne ke height bhi to honi chahiye... Ptffffff
Jatin : OYE MERI HEIGHT PAR MAT JAYIYO!
Yuvraj : HAAN TO TU BHI MUJHE BILLI BULANA BAND KAR!
Jatin : NAHI KARUNGA!
[Ye hogayi WWE shuru-]
A/n : to guys- *glass breaking sound*
Yuvraj : MAINE TERI LAASH GAAD DENI HAI!!!
Jatin : PEHELE HAATH TO LAGA KE DIKHA BILLI!
Yuvraj : AAJ NAHI BACHNE WALA TU!
A/n : uh-hmm... *Puts headphones on*
Haan ab sahi hai! Ab poochte hai alien se!
A/n : Tarun bhai! Ap apni holidays kaise spend karoge?
Tarun : Gucci ke new kapde khareed kar, bohot saari shopping karunga-
A/n : bas tum yahi karte rehena!
Tarun : aur kuch hai bhi karne ko?
A/n : KABHI PADH LIKH BHI LIYA KAROOO!!
Tarun : bc tujhme Neeraj bhaiya ki aatma kaise aa gayi!?!?
A/n : tch! Inse to baat karna hi bekaar hai
Tarun : phir kahi aur jaake gaand marao...
A/n : kutreyaa!! *Sigh* ab poochte hai khargosh se.. Jubin ji ap apni holidays kaise spend karoge?
Jubin : *sips banana milk* mai soch raha tha gym join karne ki
A/n : kyun? Ap bhi Tarun ko marna chahte ho kya-
Jubin : nahi nahi! Tarun to meri jaan hai, mai usko kyun marunga *pout*
Mai to Jatin ki jaan lunga!
A/n : sab ke sab violent hai bhencho!
Jubin : tu konsa Gandhi ji ko follow karti hai?
A/n : baat to sahi hai... Anyways!
To aise karenge ye nalayak ladke apne holidays spend
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Mai bhi apni holidays so kar spend karne wali thi, but then meri family ne Shimla jaane ka plan banaya, to maine kaha chalo bhai mera bhi time pass ho jayega! Ab kuch dino mein hi mai Shimla jaungi... Bas mai thand ke maare mar na jau-
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