...to rasoighar (kitchen) ki ITNI achhi haalat ho chuki hai mai bata nahi sakti ☠️
Vaise batane layak bhi to ho-
Saare praani chillate hue : HUMNE AKELE NAHI KIYA YE!
A/n : Haan haan maanti hu mai bhi isme shaamil thi TT
Yuvraj : vaise...agar jahannum mein khane ke baad koi dessert hai na...to vo yahi hai ☠️
Sameer : sahi pakde hain!
Jatin : kya? *Kala chaand*
Yuvraj : abey baat benstocks!!
Jatin : a-achiya
Hardik : arey chup ho jaoo!
Abey oye chimkandi, tu bol ne kon winner hai?
A/n : koi bhi nahi🗿
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BHAIYANNN SORRY!!!
Tarun : SORRY GAYA NARIYAL KA TEL LENE!!
Jubin : EK TO PARTNER ITNE GALAT BANAYE TUNE!!
Yuvraj : VAHI TO! MUJHE ISS LAKADBAGGE KE SAATH PARTNER BANA DIYA-
Neeraj : LAKADBAGGA KISKO BOLA BEY??
Yuvraj : TERI GIRLFRIEND KO!
Neeraj : ach-
Ek second meri koi girlfriend hi nahi hai 🙂
*Author peeche se sarakte hue*
Yuvraj : *chudailo wali hasi* chutiya saala single-
Jubin : bhaiya...apki bhi kaha hai gf..?
Sameer : abey hum sabki hi nahi hai!
Tarun : gf to vaise bhi chimkandi hoti hain..
Sameer : arey arey-
Bechare ko apni ex ki yaad aa gayi...
Tarun : uss dayan ko yaad bhi kaun karega *SwEg wale glasses*
Hardik : VO DEKHO!! BHAAG RAHI DAYAN!!
Yuvraj : PAKAD MADARCHOD KO!
A/n : meri kya galti hai!? Jab koi achha cook hi nahi hai-
*Sameer, Yuvraj aur Jubin ek saath apni chappal uthaakar bhaagte hue*
A/n : H-HAAN GALTI HO GAYI GALTI HO GAYI MUJHSE!
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Lekin pressure cooker bhi to koi aur utha kar le gaya 😶
Everyone :....KON!?!?!?
*Screams in surpiRise*
A/n : Somi jii...urf _yoonie_hobi_ ☠️
J-jab mai doosra bhaag bana rahi thi, issi veheshi manushye ne cooker churaya!!!
Too..meri koi galti nahi hai ┐( ˘_˘)┌
Jatin : PAKDO TOMMY KO!!
Jubin : abey haramkhor! Somi hai vo!
Jatin : j-jo bhi ho.....PAKDO USSE!
(Everyone bhaaging behind Somi~)
Somi : *CHILLAYING* BC AUTHOR TUNE MUJHE YAHA ISS BOOK MEIN PHASA DIYA!!!
TERKO CHHODUNGI NAHIII!!
A/n : mai to abhi bhi safe nahi hu yaar ☠️
Khair abhi ke liye to bach gayi-
*Sighs in relief*
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Sorry _yoonie_hobi_ mujhe muaf karna lekin mujhe to bas chapter banana tha to offend na hona ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Thank you for reading!!
Shabba khair bui buii!
*Runs in high speed*
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