[Enter Romeo, climbing the Capulets’ property’s orchard]
Romeo (Hyunjin): (pants and sweats) This is my Roman empire.
[Enter Benvolio and Mercutio]
Benvolio (Jake): Now where’s that son of a-
Mercutio (Minho): (yells, still drunk) Romeo! You son of a… nah, Mommy Montague is a MILF.
Benvolio (Jake): Are you nuts?
Mercutio (Minho): (laughs) Whaddaya think, mate?
Benvolio (Jake): This is all my fault, I shouldn’t have convinced that mofo to come to the party. Now he’s an even bigger lovesick pussy.
Mercutio (Minho): (hoots) What if he gets some tonight?
Benvolio (Jake): …Just go home.
Mercutio (Minho): You know, I once killed a man with my thumb.
[Benvolio sighs]
[Exit Benvolio and Mercutio]
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Romeo And Juliet but GenZ » hyunsung
FanfictionWho doesn't know Romeo and Juliet? Written in play/script format! [REFER TO 'NOISY NEIGHBOR' FOR CONTEXT OR YOU'LL BE CONFUSED!!]
