Day-Day Pov
What a hectic day mi ave yesterday just feh come back a mi yad, I'm in Jamaica now, yah, that's right.
Stfu, nobody cares.
Yes, they do!
So people you would not believe weh mi affeh guh through pon ih plane feh come a mi yaad.
YESTERDAY
"You're in my seat," a white lady says with attitude. This can't be really happening, no, it is not happening, a caah wah tik tok pov mi ago act weh always get mi chip wid bout this is my seat and you should go to another
"Yuh blind," I retorted to the lady holding up my ticket .
"Weh tf dis say?"
"Excuse me," she is taken a back by my accent.
"Excuse and go where." I started to speak proper English,
"Bu-but-" she stuttered.
"But nothing man," I hissed my teeth, "lady gwaan a yuh seat yer."
"I don't understand what you're saying, but that right there," she points , "is my seat."
"Lick yuh inna yuh pussyclaat yuh see seat" I cursed, glaring up at her.
Dah lady, here a come hurt up mi head fah?
"What did you just say to me" she is now causing a seen, behaving like mi put mi hand pon har.
"Ago say dis nice ," I clear my throat, "could you please excuse your presence before I do something I would regret."
See how mi talk to her calm.
"Are you threatening me" she points her finger at me pretending to be shocked.
"Did you all hear that" she turned round to everyone else who was staring.
"Shut yuh bloddclat mouth and guh siddung " someone says in the front row, laughter erupted in the plane.
A flight attendance came to her cause, not me cause shi mussi blind or wah.
***
The dolly is back in Jamaica
Mi say the lady mek mi almost fight har.
After my father hugged me like I rose from the dead and shed likkle two eye wata him finally gimmi space feh breathe.
Mek mi guh tek up mi book cause a tmr mi reach back a school.
Chro a caah bother.
Mi ago surprise everybody tomorrow.
Yes, I am.
Nobody nuh miss yuh
Who says so?
***
Shan Pov.
In my bed scrolling through tik tok, I received a message from daniel.
'Tek dat dung nuh'
A when since Chad walker come a town?
Ignoring the message, I turned my phone off and yawned.
A the goods bed time.
***
"Bomboclaat day-day" I squeal, jumping on her, "batty big yf"
"So weh the white man deh" ren playfully asked.
"A the $100 mi a look fah weh mi beg how long" anna stretch her hands out.
