My life on crack at 2 am

Thursday, December 28, 2023

I had the goofiest dream

So my mom and my dad's mom and i were in a car and my mom parked it

Then my mom and i went into this warehouse??? And there were a bunch of white kids + people

There was a giant christmas tree with giant gifts

I did this weird dance while wearing part of a pipe as a sleeve????

 and currently everyone was cleaning stuff up

I was helping wipe blue paint off a cardboard wall when part of a pipe nearly fell on my head

Then we reversed time so i could take a photo of the christmas tree even though christmas was a week before (i could fly now)

Then we tried to find the car while walking around a generic city and we saw my dad's friend

Then i had to wait in the public bathroom as my brother pooed and i was watching Matpat

Apparently Matpat had found an alien microorganism ahd experimented on himslef to create "Grapcrap" (gods help me)

Then i woke up

Anuway we plan to go to Seaworld today 

My dad tried to rent a six-seater but my great aunt told him to cancel it because apparently alo 6 of us could fit in a five-seater (not without being pulled over, i think) (my cousin sits on her mom's lap but my aunt is the only one out of the 2 of them that has her seatbelt on)

I had a delicious sandwich for brekkie (ok not that delicious) 

Also i just washed my hair like 24 hours ago and its already grimy?????? Excuse me??????

Ikik im not supposed to wash it "often" but it gets grimy fast

Christmas this year was painfulky ordinary

Either im getting old, my faimly getting old, everyone getting old, or the fact that my favorite great aunt has been dead for 3 years (ok ik im not supposed to play favorites and shit but she always made me laugh and she was fun. idk why her husband never comes around, i havent seen him for like 9 years)

Ok nvm the cars not here yet ig we'll go tmrw

We ended up going to dave and busters again

My brother wantsnthe universal 3in1 gamer set??? Its literally cheaper on amazon