My life on crack at 2 am

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Math teacher, looking at gal's neon pink ✨aesthetic💅 two truths and a lie: Look at you, making us all look bad

(here's mine)

Me: *taps ranboo dude* hey my friend over there *points at Midnight4Lifers * wants to marry your spider

Ranboo dude: wHY

i despise PE we ran half a mile and to a lazy blob like me that is a lot💅 I got 5 mins 41 secs

THAT TIMPANI CHILD BE BANGING HIS INSTRUMENT THE ENTIRE BAND CLASS THOUGH

Band teacher: Clarinets, play a bit louder, I'm back here and I'm deaf.

Band teacher: [insert timpani kid's name], you're not a trumpet. stop playing.

Band teacher: ONE IENDA TWO IENDA THREE IENDA FOUR

Band teacher: Good job, altos

Band teacher: Oh no, I'm complimenting the alto saxes. I never do that. This is strange.

the two sax children in front of me really be hating on trombones JUST BECAUSE I NEARLY HIT THEM WITH MY SLIDE ONE TIME

Sax child 1: *whispering* I hate trombones.

Sax child 2: *whispering* they're so loud.

OH I'M SORRY, WE'RE LOUD?!??!?!

AT LEAST WE DON'T GO SCREECH SCREECH WITH THE EAR-PIERCING HARMONY

SO YALL GET A CHANCE TO SHINE 💅

bro really hating on trombones just cuz i almost hit him ONE TIME

I got 69% on my algebra homework 💀💀

Literally just because i didn't understand xy = yx

also because some questions were confusing and some were annoying. Mathspace is annoying what with its dumb "skip a step and you lose points💀" system

LIKE CHILL

115x + 145 - (insert a bunch of numbers and stuff and addition) WILL YIELD ME THE SAME ANSWER AS 115x + 145 - (previous answer)

THE BUSES 

ARE WEIRD

the bus loop is basically big 

LIKE YALL CAN PARK  IN THE MIDDLE YKNOW

THERE IS SPACE

INSTEAD YALL GOTTA PARK WAYYYYYY BY THE ROAD

YESTERDAY CHILD GOT LEFT BEHIND AT SCHOOL CAUSE SHE COULDNT FIND ✨BUS✨

I HAD ENOUGH ✨WALK✨ IN PE

I DONT NEED TO ✨WALK✨ MORE

like i understand the bus with the wheelchair ramp being closer to the door

BUT WHY YALL GOTTA WAIT FOR STUDENTS BY ROAD AND ALL BEING LEGIT STACKED UPON ONE ANOTHER

like the usual bus driver parks somewhere in the middle of the bus loop THANK YOU

but substitute bus today istg 

SIR IS SCREAMING 

"FIND A SEAT IT'S NOT HARD"

"IF YOU CAN'T FIND ONE I'LL FIND ONE FOR YOU"

SIR CHILL

IT NOT THAT EASSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WE GOT FRIENDS YKNOW