My life on crack at 2 am

GRGR

we made cinnamon twists in FACS (home ec). they were better than costco

Random child: ARE YOU RAISING THE RAM?!

Random child 2: YES

Random child: WELL YOU SHOULD BE

My friend explaining why druid is the best class in d&d:

Friend: snekky snekky snek

d&d club starts next week hooray

i mean i've never played before but i've read the instructions so-

also my friend will be mad if i don't show up

anyway i'll probably be a dragonborn druid because then i can be a dragon that can turn into a snake

but science was so ugh grgr

so mad at my science teacher rn

we moved seats and me and my best friend were gonna be together and then science teacher legit moVED her-

LIKE WHY

FINALIZE THE SEATING PLANS PLEASE

now i sit at the same table as that girl that doesn't know where africa is, her fairly nice friend, and Crush 3 ewew

we're gonna have guppies and ghost shrimp and snails

but we're keeping them inside these goofy ah tiny plastic containers that look like the ones that Aldi bagel chips come in ugh

each table has one container with a MINISCULE amount of gravel. then we have duck weed and choose between sagitaria and this spiky plant that starts with a

but like the sagitaria has hella long roots HOW ARE WE GONNA PLANT THEM IN THIS GOOFY AH TINY AMOUNT OF GRAVEL

and the water had like hair in it wtf???

i mean i chose the second plant WHICH DOESNT EVEN HAVE ROOTS

then she made us do 20 minutes of research for 4 things- optimal pH level, dissolved oxygen, nitrite, and temperature for guppies, which literally only took 5 minutes to google.

and she made some kids stay back for 40 seconds after the bell rang because they talked

LIKE PLEASE YOU'RE IMPEDING THEIR EDUCATION

UGH

i was bored so i did some other research and APPARENTLY guppies need at least 5 gallons of water because they are active swimmers. 

generally fish need 1 gallon per 1 inch of fish

guppies grow to 2 inches on average and also need guppy friends or they'd get depressed.

WHAT ARE THESE GOOFY CONTAINERS THEY CAN'T EVEN CONTAIN A SINGLE GALLON

OMG THESE GUPPIES ARE GOING TO DIE OF DEPRESSION IN 3 WEEKS ISTG

nah then there's the ghost shrimp

if the shrimp are too small then the guppy will eat them and if they're a certain species of ghost shrimp then they might kill the guppy

and you're thinking, well in that spare time, you could've typed down the stuff into the assignment doc, right???

NO BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T EVEN POST IT UNTIL LIKE 5 MINUTES BEFORE THE BELL RANG