My life on crack at 2 am

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I hate the flouride that dentists aggresively smear onto your teeth, because they will inevitably get some on your lip or tongue or inside of your mouth (gross).

Even worse is it's clear??? Gross, i'd rather it be white.

Also, after an hour and you eat, the food will get the sickly sweet taste of the flouride which is disgusting, so I had to brush my teeth to GET IT OFF.

Also, there was food stuck in my braces so i guess there's that too.

I also hate that one tiktok where this dude wearing a wig is eating ice cream and pretend sobbing and calling it "girls on their periods be like".

What the fuck, I mean I eat ice cream on my period sometimes, but i eat ice cream a lot, ok.

Also, imagine what, 1/6 of the women you see on the street or at work sobbing and eating ice cream. Damn, imagine if policewomen sobbed and ate ice cream on their way to arrest serial killers or helping a lost child find their parents.

Yeah, no.

Funny thing, I used to try to be quiet in the girls bathroom when changing my pad but like it's a girls bathroom. If they think i'm eating a pack of cheetos in there, who cares?? Most of us are gonna have periods at some point. I also know boys at my school also learned about girl's periods, so fuck it. Yes, I'm on my period, no, i don't care, because about half of the world's population is either going to have or had periods at some point.

Cramps suck though. You can't really just raise your hand in class and say "srry i cant pay attention because my uterus is currently ripping itself apart in an effort to get rid of this extra blood."

Lol no it doesnt work like that