My life on crack at 2 am

november 1, 2023

today was ok

facs we made pumpkin dip which was decent

rock time was stupid again but i read instead of paying attention

funny though

we're doing this stupid lesson on kindness

Random kid: But I don't want to help him if I don't get paid!

Random kid 2: Bro [insert name], be quiet! We're learning how to be nice!!

science was stupid

the science teacher talks to us like we're 5, in that happy cheerful teacher voice

and she says "uhm" every 2 minutes

history was ok

dnd first session we defeated mrbeast and then fought over a rock

2nd session we were in a magic shop, and there was this rock this girl wanted, so we spent half the session rolling 2d100 for 24 to find it, and i finally got it, but it was covered in rocks

so the dungeon master (Friend 1) made us roll dice for both of us to get over 10, and if we got under 10 we had to start over with the 50 rocks

anyway then we spent the rest of the session rolling 1d100 for 24 to get the rock, and the girl finally got it

the rock levels everyone up to level 15 so

lunch was weird

Enemy 1: I have fuck I mean food

Enemy 2: I fuck every day but I don't fuck my food

also some random dude said I'd be a fatass in 2 years