creds to someone from tumblr
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y/n - there are eight wonders in this world
chris - no, there's seven
y/n - eight. have u seen my ass in these jeans?
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y/n - oh shit, i fucked up
chris, narrating - y/n said, in a surprised voice for some reason
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y/n - kissing burns 2-3 calories per minute, wanna test that out?
chris - are u calling me fat?
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chris, propping his feet on the table - so, i heard u like bad boys
y/n - what? no!
chris - okay good, that felt terrible
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i should make more of these 😭
