Lizzie's half asleep
King Joel: *to a half-asleep Lizzie* Lizzie, if I asked you for a cookie, would you give it to me?
Ocean Queen Lizzie: *mumbling, half asleep* Yes.
King Joel: How about a kiss? Would you give it to me?
Ocean Queen Lizzie: *mumbling, half asleep* Yes.
Codboy Jimmy: Joel, what are you doing?
King Joel: Lizzie's half asleep, so I'm just asking for some things.
Codboy Jimmy: Ooh! I want to try! Lizzie, if me and Joel were hanging over a pit of lava, you would save me, right-
Ocean Queen Lizzie: *mumbling, half asleep* No.
Fear or love?
Scott: Do I want people to fear me or love me? Easy. Both. I want them to fear how much they love me.
Did the Wither Rose Alliance learn their lesson?
Gem: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Joey: No.
fWhip: I did not.
Joey: I may have actually forgotten one.
Sausage: Also no.
Pearl: Oh good, neither did I.
Gem: *exhausted sigh*
Joel's attractive
God Joel: Look, do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I have sex with my clone? Also yes.
Respect for the sheriff
Count fWhip of Gobland: *talking to Jimmy* With all due respect, which is none...
Babies
*Count fWhip of Gobland holding his babies*
Great Witch Shelby: Oh my, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Sausage of Sanctuary: I know, I still am one of these.
Joel's tips on how to make someone like you
Jimmy: Any tips on how to make someone like me?
Joel: Try to make them laugh all the time.
Jimmy: Oh, wow! You actually help me for once, and it's even good advice!
Joel: Yeah, the more they laugh, the more time they spend with their eyes closed, so it'd be easier.
Jimmy's dress code
Sheriff Jimmy: Scott is not allowed to violate the dress code, even on 'casual' Fridays.
Count fWhip of Gobland: No matter how many times you say please, Jimmy, we won't put any of the hats you've been asking about into the dress code.
Lizzie's honest
Joel: Okay, how do I look? Be honest.
Scott: There's no critic more honest than Lizzie!
Lizzie: Bad.
Jimmy's quick at math
Jimmy: I'm quick at math.
Scott: Ok, what's 38 times 76?
Jimmy: 24.
Scott: That wasn't even close.
Jimmy: But it was quick.
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Empires SMP incorrect quotes
FanfictionEven though it says this book is completed, I will actually be posting whenever I feel like it. I just don't know how to end a book that could go on indefinitely... So anyway, this book will have quotes that the Empires SMP members actually said, st...
