Basically just Usa's States. Its uhhhhhhhh lil' skits. It DOES have some RusAme that Alaska did not sign up for. Annnd thats about it. I think I should rename this "America's Shits" or something like that
Haha, coming up with a better description.
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New Jersey: why don't I know all the lyrics to a song but that lil voice in my head do?
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Florida: my favorite insect is a fly because its name is what it does. Georgia: so does a bee Florida: ah, yes, the allusive bee, known for beeing
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New York: fuck Official-fuck: you called? New York: shit not you Official-shit: OK and??? New York: HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE? New York: don't do this to me Official-piss: I'm here too! New York: the joke is over buddy boy Joke-is-over-bot: joke is over New York: I'm being hit over the head by several clowns with comically large mallets rn Clowns-with-mallets: *sends pictures of clowns with mallets* New York: AHHH YOUR KILLING ME I'm-currently-killing-you: No I am New York: Im simply a ghost now Ghost-now: No dats me New York: This post is rapidly spiraly out of control California: *becomes grammarly* Spiraly New York: FUCKKKKK Official-fuck: yes :3
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Tommysimp18: *sends a article about how human rights doesn't exist or some shit* Literally anyone: *fed up with her shit* my dude, that text was unreadable, please learn how to write.
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Alabama to ohio:
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Florida: THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IN ITALLY Florida: IS ITALICIZED
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"No they're not 'symptoms of depression.' they're blues clues" —Delaware
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Russia: hate it when people call fidgety stuff a "nervous habit" I'm bouncing my leg because I'm bored not because I'm a scared little bitch North Korea: I'm charging up. Will not say what for
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Virginia: *makes a small irrelevant mistake* West Virginia: *banging pots and pans* YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC- Virginia: *makes a huge mistake that will directly affect their future horribly* West Virginia, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: .... Acknowledged
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Alabama: *pulls up a presentation* how I lost my virginity to a thin mint cookie (with pictures)
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Florida: how to piss off two nations at once. *makes some max n' cheese sushi* Italy: *mama's his last mia* Japan: nope *unexists* Ohio: why stop at two? *shoves German sausages in the abomination* Louisiana: huh, Germany, Japan and Italy.. The old trio 's back together
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Hawaii: yknow, H*tler and Napoleon only had one test*cle. Louisiana: well that expla*ns a lot. Washington: HOWDOYOUKNOW???
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Alabama: fanfiction websites practically Alabama: Wattpad: more porn than pornhub Alabama: Fanfiction.net: how long ago was this fic updated? Alabama: Ao3: not nearly enough porn Alabama: Tumblr: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEXT CHAPTER!? Alabama: Fictionpress: original my ass
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Ohio: I saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and I was like wtf I could get a real skeleton for free then I remember murder was illegal
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Delaware: *reading a book* the is 1 apple, there is one true god Vermont: well that escalated quickly
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Netherlands: can the United States just chill for one day Texas: bitch boy the USE hasn't chilled scince fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake
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Kentucky: people write congrats because they can't spell congrajlahins
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Alaska: an apple a day keeps everyone away if you throw it hard enough
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Florida: nice opinion. One small issue. I am inside your home
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California: I can't explain but I'll find a song that can
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England: the United States is the only major country that does not guarantee health care as a right Texas: we already have the right to health care. It's called owning a gun
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Also this is what the Alabama to Ohio thing was based off of
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