Imagine if you thought I'd stop: New Hampshire, New York, Arizona, Alabama, Alaska, Massachusetts, Arkansas, Florida, North Carolina, South Carolina, North Dakota, Virginia, California, Delaware, Vermont, New Jersey, Texas, Montana, Georgia, Mississippi, Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Tennessee, Louisiana, Ohio, South Dakota, South Dakota, Delaware, Maryland, Rhode Island, Pennsylvania, Wyoming, Mississippi, Missouri, and Michigan
Countries: Poland, Japan, South Korea, America, Chile, Mexico, Argentina, Vatican City, Jamaica, Germany, Italy, and China.
And that one place in Louisiana called "New Orleans"
New Hampshire: *deep inhale* AT BK FACE IT YOU'RE GAY!
New York: you rule!
Poland:
Poland: Czyje to dzieci
(whose kids are these)
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Arizona: hello inces- Alabama
Alabama: I'm not an insect
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Alaska: I refuse to believe
Japan: refuse to believe what?
Alaska, holding a gun: that you thought I wouldn't have a gun on me
Alaska: IM AMERICAN NOW!
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Massachusetts: Suck it!
Alabama: suck what?
Massachusetts: how do you manage to make every conversation sexual?
Alabama: skill
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Arizona: FBI OPEN UP
Arkansas: are you sure?
A really emotional conversation later
Arkansas: *balling his eyes out*
Arizona: *attempting to comfort him*
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Florida: what do you MEAN I can't break the law? What if I'm polite about it?
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North Carolina: have you ever simped over a FNaF character?
South Carolina: have you ever considered therapy?
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North Carolina: I like my FNaF like I like my crack
North Dakota: you like FNaF?
South Carolina: YOU DO DRUGS?
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Virginia: California girls unforgettable!
California: No
Virginia: we're forgettable?
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Delaware: *fades into the wall*
Vermont: so we just gain powers now?
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New Jersey: I feel... Unwelcomed
Vermont: how many times do we have to go over this? YOU'RE NOT A FORGOTTEN STATE
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South Korea: *exists*
California: so your gay?
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Just imagine America's the family fued guy
America: name somthing you can get high off of
California: drugs!
Alaska: vodka
Texas: Freedom
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Chile: what is that?
Mexico: what is what?
Chile: the author changed the thingy
Argentina: GET THE FLEX TAPE!
Mexico: THE FOURTH WALL!
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Montana: *causly flipping everone off* You're all going to hell goodbye!
VOUS LISEZ
The states!
ComédieBasically just Usa's States. Its uhhhhhhhh lil' skits. It DOES have some RusAme that Alaska did not sign up for. Annnd thats about it. I think I should rename this "America's Shits" or something like that Haha, coming up with a better description. ...
