The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas's grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head with Alex and Darien heard singing from the other side.
Alex and Darien: *singing from the other side of the portal* Murders, Murders in the new morgue! Murders, murders in the new morgue!
Moxxie and Elliott peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a pair of chainsaws. Blitzo walked into the office.
Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!
Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.
Millie: *yells* I'm still so jazzed up!
She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group. Another Lumber Jack fell in through the portal before he was grabbed by David, freezing him, and tossing him back in through the portal as he shattered.
Alex and Darien: *still singing* He'll make ya scream for the cash machine! *both power slides into the office revving chainsaws and covered in blood stains before colliding their chainsaws together as sparks fly* Down in Chainsaw Charlie's morgue!
Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, *points finger guns* babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?
Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.
Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!
Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.
Millie: *gasps* Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!
Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.
Millie: Moxxie!
She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzo rolls his eyes.
Blitzo: *groans* Ugh, can you two not?
Moxxie: I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?
Blitzo: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.
Moxxie: Uh, no. The reservation is for us.
Blitzo: Uh huh!
Moxxie: Just us.
Blitzo: Mhm!
Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.
Blitzo: I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. *hugs the two tightly* See you lovebugs later!
He whistles on his way out. Moxxie growls.
Millie: Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off.
Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from Moxxie's chest and makes a seductive purring sound. They walk offscreen.
Elliott:they're gonna fuck each other's brains out
Alex:Also what a coincidence I'm actually taking my girlfriends to Ozzie's
Darien:You finally got girlfriends?
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The fallen prince
FanfictionDarien has lived a pretty normal life but it didn't start off this way. He was a prince of a neighboring kingdom in hell and life was carefree until one faithful. It was another extermination but this time they attacked his kingdom killing everyone...
