"Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~ Shiga! ~" Kuroyoru and Tedashii chants perfectly synchronizing, wiggling their waist and arms.
The Anti-Skill officer felt an ominous phenomenon as a nail drilled to the top of his jelly roll hair.
That however alone felt like an empty illusion with no scientific results. And proven to be, but it annoyed the Anti-skill officer to hammer his desk like a judge in a courtroom stand.
"What the hell are you no good for nothing delinquents on about?!" Anti-Skill official shouts to a point his sunshades slid off.
"There's an urban legend that rumor that if you fulfill the shag ritual, while someone with a ridiculous hairstyle is around, their hair would decline and fall off to restore the common logic of Academy City." Tedashii explained while continuing the ritual on his target.
"I think it's been proven false Hamasaki-Kun!" Said Kuroyoru who continued dancing.
"Of course it's false! Urban legends aren't real. I'm just doing this silly ritual because a deal's a deal."
"Can't you see Isamu Akihiro." Kyung Mi frantically shook her head. Her head leaned tilted with a shallow look in her baggy blue eyes.
"I've tried playing the unforgettable lovable supporting character whose affection brings a bright setting in the youngsters origin story. But it cost too much! These brats always want something from the store, they always break something, and no matter how you treat them there's always something. That's when I realized how much money I can save by being a tyrant. That will make these little shits try harder to get themselves adopted."
"And how is that going?" Isamu's sarcastic remark, seriously had Kyung Mi poundering and counting with her fingers.
"I've saved about 5,498.42 Japanese Yen this month!" Kyung Mi confirms headlocking a crying Kuroyoru Umidori.
"Damn it! You weren't supposed to answer that!! Su-Jin-San!!"
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Kyung Mi leads Tedashii and Kuroyoru across the street to her usual parking space.
"You damn rotten brats. I'll be the one who loses all my hair wasting 4,127.22 Japanese Yen driving back and forth here every damn day." Kyung Mi complains, marching forward ahead.
"Sounds like it's an adult problem." Tedashii bewildered comments.
"That's because it is!"
"Sounds like ("a you problem.")" Kuroyoru's opening playfully mocks led to a sudden abusive kick from Kyung Mi. Kuroyoru's frail little body flew into Tedashii's arms.
Kuroyoru, still having an anti-esper AIM Jammer attachment on her wrist, wailed out, "Hey that's not fair! I can't defend myself right now!"
"And whose fault is that! Talking stupid with that thing tied to you. You should know your place brat!"
"Eh... Uh.... whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" Shove and backed into a corner unable to lash back at the ruthless landlord, Kuroyoru began to cry.
"TYRANT!!" Tedashii screams at the abusive landlord, hugging red beet face and tearful Kuroyoru tightly.
"Oh look at the next upcoming HeRO BoY! Little people know, I'm the actual real superhero that saves the supervillains at the end of the show!"
"Yeah right! You're just a stupid pitiful drunken adult!" Tedashii's bark only led to Tedashii taking his fair share of getting stomped on in broad daylight.
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FanfictionAcademy City. A city that has a general population of two million three thousand with fully eighty percent of them being students. A city of science, it's what would be called a giant experimental city. Which brings together the forefront of scienti...
Chapter 28 (Part 2) - A Certain Introduction To Self Worth
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