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71. Dig your nose infront of everyone and stare at them and say "WHAT?" when you realize all there eyes are on you.

72. Challenge someone to a duel.

73. Point a pencil at someone, and then cry when your Non-Verbal spell doesn't work.

74. Pretend to be dead. And then suddenly get up, pretend to be a zombie, walk around with a dazed look on your face and shout that you want brains. and then touch everyones head and tell them that you are trying to figure out who would have the biggest brains.

75. Start snapping your fingers right infront of everyones faces.

76. Flick peoples specs. (Trust me, it is annoying)

77. Take two coins and rub them together next to someones ear.

78. Pretend to be a person who just escaped from a mental asylum.

79. If you hear anyone listening to One Direction, take their earphones out of their ears and say "Seriously?"

80. Pretend to be a movie, and sing out the theme to 20th century movies. DA DA, DA DADADADA DADADA, DADADADAAAA DADADA, DADADADAAAA DADADA, DADADADAAAA, DADADA!

HAHA. I'm too funy. and bored. And weird. And nuts.

Lol. Kidding.

I still have no clue what to write in authors notes.  

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