Kahl....he said my voice was annoying so, I called up the best people on earth. The Asian girls
"I know it's late, but I got a new gay ship for you" I do my signature amazing giggle.
"Oh? Hm- one sec" The girl on the phone brings her friends and they listen to what Cartman has to say, skeptical.
"So how about, Stan and Kahl? Here me out..." I turn on FaceTime and show the best drawing ever of Stan and the Joo.
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"Hm...." After a moment of silence for thinking, the Asian girls nod and smile. Let's fucking go!
"Yeah, we can do that. We'll text you the art tomorrow!" They wave before hanging up
I'm the best, I'm literally so kewl.
(This is a short one my bad yall)
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