(Art is by "maryindeviantuwu")
Cartman does his annoying giggle "Kahl stop flirting with Stan"
Kyle groans in annoyance "I'm not flirting with him I literally just said 'hi', you fat fuck"
Cartman gasps "hey! I'm not fat, I'm big boned you stupid, ginger fucking gay joo"
Kyle takes a deep breath and speaks in a calm, somewhat collected tone "Cartman I swear to god please shut the fuck up, my day has been going well without having to hear your goddamn voice"
Cartmen narrows his eyes and huffs in annoyance "you know what, I don't even want to talk to you.
I don't even wanna breath the same air with the likes of you"
Kyle narrows his eyes aswell "sounds absolutely amazing to me"
They both don't say a word to eachother after
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FanfictionThis is a style fic I made cuz I was bored and just a little bit of creek. 😋<3 BTW IF ANYONE KNOWS THE ORIGNAL ARTIST FOR THE TITLE PICTURE PLS TELL ME SORRY I HAD NO IDEAS FOR CARTMANS PART ITS JS A LITTLE THINGY IG FOR LAUGHS OR SUM😪😪 I changed...
