[My Coping Book]

Medkit kicks subsoace in the balls rewrite or smth

Yea.

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It was a dark stormy afternoon, pisskit and shitspace were supposed to meet in a asylum room for a date that night, or afternoon i forgor. Medshit set on a chair in a room infront of a table waiting for his peice of shit lover Subby Whubby to pull up to the date. Medkit lokked cool as fuck and sexy so wellcall him sexykit from now on, anyways Subspace finally pukled up with a biograft and they were bith iglg as fuck, exept for the biograft which was in a suit but subsoace smelled like he jjst cane out of his depression room. "Heyy baby depressiin 😘😘" Subsoace flirted which was soooo hot and rizzly medkit was a teal tomato rn yesss!!

"Hello baby grill 💪👨❤️💋👨" Sexy doctor said in reaponse, then the biograft went up tothe wto "FUCK DO YOU FAGS WANT TO EAT" the gaygraft said, the gays ordered their stuff idk how dates go and then started making out agressively "DON'T MAKE OUT WITH MY DAD YOU FUCKIJG TRAITOR" the biograft screaming bloody murder cuz it didnt even leave the fuckijg room yet, it had to wotness that so sad 🤯🤧🤧

Sorry yall this is a month later i forgot whatever i wrote before but its ok!! Were continuing frok scratch 🤒 "Soo bbg uhhhhhh ermm hmm whats your your whats your duolingo daily streak?" "We just made out bbg why the sudden topic change 😭" Medkit lokked at subshit as he asked tje quation. "I'm curious im so sorry my cut littlle eyeless 😞😞😘🤒" Subspace looked down and began bawlijg his eyes out, so sad! Medkit simply stared at his mentally derranged pathetic excuse of a boyfriend before goving him a soppy wet moist kiss kn the cheek, but the thing is subsoaceis litterally rotting so like thats probably nasty and now medkits gonna get a disease 😱

"HOW DARE YOU GOVE ME A DOSEASE 🤯🤯😭🤒🤬🤬🤬" Also fyi the biograft left by now i don think anyone woukd want to witness this, but Medkit got really really really ewally mad because now he has salmonella or whatever its called!! 😱 Meddy Medketty lifked his leg up and kicked Subspace in the balls as hard ass he could butbas a resukt Subsoace litterally ascended to heaven and now hes dead, common medkit W

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I truly have nothing to say, i just didn't want this to rot in my drafts

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