>Be Dave.
You are now Dave Strider, and you are pestering your chum John after manipulating your planets stock exchange using time travel.
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TG: i transfered the trolls a bank full of boondollars
TG: and that appearentally is what makes them talk to us in the first place
EB: all these paradoxes are getting confusing!
EB: i made little baby versions of us and some babies that look like us and there's still plenty more paradoxes left!
TG: shits still got a bunch of paradox juice man
TG: spraying it out like its a dad pressure washing a car
EB: dads have pressure washers?
TG: i couldnt tell you
TG: bro didnt have one
EB: mine didnt either!
TG: hey this is a little off topic
TG: but ive been staring at the sky for a bit
EB: youre star gazing? i didnt know you could get that romantic dave!
TG: shut up
TG: im just seeing something that looks out of place
TG: is your planet blue and red
EB: no? its more blue than anything.
TG: i dont think roses is either because its all rainbow unicorn vomit and shit
EB: are you sure youre just not looking at derse or prospit?
TG: no its like
TG: in the circle of planets
TG: and it has two things floating around it that arent chained to it
EB: dave what are you even looking at right now?
TG: i have no idea man
EB: jade isnt in the game yet, so did someone hijack our session or something?
TG: rose and jade both didnt say shit about inviting another player
TG: so who the fucks planet is that
EB: you think theres someone on there?
TG: every planet here so far has only existed because someones on it
EB: do you think they have pesterchum?
EB: wait what if theyre one of the trolls?
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>Stare closer.
You squint your eyes to try and look at the planet closer, but you are suddenly beamed through the head by a thin green light. You regain your mental balance and you suddenly know that there is someone there, and that you can contact them through pesterchum.
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TG: yo man
TG: i just experienced some trippy ass shit i can not explain
TG: but i think i know how to contact them
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