>Answer friendo.
You go to answer your pal but you realize that another one of your pals has attempted to reach out to you in the time that you were gone!
Whatever are you going to do? you ponder for a second until an idea suddenly pops into your head. This new chat client has a neat looking memo feature, why not use that and answer both your amigos at the same time? what could go wrong!
>Create new memo
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galvanizedAltruist [GA] opened a memo on board whats up cOmrades?
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
GA: twO peOple wanted tO talk to me and i cOuldnt answer both
GA: sO i made this to answer bOth!
CG: YOU COULDNT JUST ANSWER ONE AND THEN THE OTHER? WHOS THE OTHER SHITBAG.
AG: ::::)
CG: GREAT, I REALLY WANTED TO SPEAK TO A SOCIOPATHIC EIGHT EYED FUCKWAD TODAY.
GA: hey hey dOnt argue with eachOther
GA: what is it you twO wanted to say?
AG: We're setting up teams for a game sollux wants us to play, and I think the 8lue team would fit you perfectly!
CG: OH YOU ARE NOT INDOCTRONATING HIM INTO THE BLUE TEAM WHEN IM TRYING TO GET MEMBERS FOR THE RED TEAM.
GA: uh
GA: hey i dOnt like picking sides
GA: can i just talk tO sOllu>< abOut this?
AG: 8ut that would t8ke the fun out of the game! Wheres the fun if theres no competition?
CG: THE MOST SOCIOPATHIC TROLL ON ALL OF ALTERNIA WANTS COMPETITON.
CG: WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE.
AG: What a 8rave leader, wanting a poor little troll to go through this alone. ::::(
CG: AS IF GETTING FED TO YOUR LUSUS IS MUCH BETTER, YKNOW WHAT THATS AMAZING IDEA! I MIGHT ASWELL JOIN THE FUCKING SPIDER LUSUS MEAL CLUB.
AG: Real low 8low 8ringing my lusus into this.
GA: i think i shOuld talk with sOllu><
GA: gOOd luck hOmies >>B)
GA closed memo.
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>Reflect on shit.
Okay a memo was a horrible idea.
But luckily you learn from that horrible idea and troll Sollux directly, instead of bringing him into a memo with the person he despises most.
>Talk to Sollux.
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galvanizedAltruist [GA] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA]
GA: heeey wassup my fellOw gOld blOOded brOther
TA: hey SR.
GA: sO i heard yOure dOing a game thingamajig?
GA: karkat and vriska bOth tried getting me intO their teams
GA: cOuld i maybe be On my Own team?
TA: ii 2et up two team2 on purpose 2o thing2 flow 2moother.
TA: but haviing uneven team2 would be unfaiir.
GA: i really dOnt want tO pick a side
GA: sOmeOne cOuld take it persOnally >>B(
TA: CG would throw a fiit iif ii put you on the blue team.
TA: ii think iit2 be2t iif you have your own team.
GA: serket did bring up a gOOd pOint though
GA: if i was On my Own team whO would help me?
TA: fuck ii diidnt thiink of that.
TA: helpiing both team2 ii2 an optiion. it2 the be2t iidea ii have.
GA: sOunds gOOd with me! >>B)
TA: alriight, youre now the 2olo member of the purple team.
TA: the peace loviing mothergrubber2.
GA: thanks man!
GA: Oh and yOure clOse tO feferi right?
TA: yeah we talk 2ometiime2.
GA: dO yOu knOw any gifts Or anything she maaay like?
TA: are you prepariing for her wriiggliing day?
TA: that2 pretty far ahead man.
GA: nah im just helping Out a friendO >>BD
GA: dOnt knOw if he wants me tO say his name thOugh
TA: he? hmm...
GA: hey dOnt stray frOm the questiOn!
TA: well 2he went on a whole exciitement dump once talking about these cuttlefish hou2e2 you can hang up.
TA: maybe 2hed like one of tho2e?
GA: perfect! thanks gOld blOOded mothergrubber >>B)
GA: talk tO yOu sOOn amigO!
galvanizedAltruist [GA] ceased trolling twinArmageddons [TA]
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> >>BD.
Talking with Sollux was actually a pretty good idea! One of the weights on your shoulders was lifted and the other weight was cut in half.
You think you should start writing down a plan for Eridan to follow now that you have a basic idea to go off of.
> Write a route for the ship.
You take a canvas out from an art drawer and start writing on it, laying out a basic idea of how Eridan could swing Feferi over to a redder quadrant with a little thinking required. Surely Eridan will be able to follow this perfectly!
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