Omg double upload :O
Go read the chapter before this one if you haven't I worked hard on it 💔
I feel bad for making you guys wait so long for that last oneshot so I decided to hopefully make up for it I could give you guys some incorrect quotes-
Please forgive me uMu
These are all just Russia and Germany so hopefully that suffuses-
Also I start school again Monday 💔
God I've been in this fandom too long-
Anyway I'll try to not take 20 years for my next oneshot enjoy your incorrect quotes
:3
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Germany: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Russia: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound?
Stay out of it.
Germany: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Russia: That's great, Germany. Especially considering the fact we've been dating for 6 fucking years.
Germany: Russia, do you love me?
Russia: Of course I do!
Germany: Would you still love me if I did something bad?
Russia: Well, of course I... would...
Germany: I mean something really, really -
Russia: Germany, what did you do?
(He accidentally ate all of something Russia cooked)
Germany: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake!
Russia: Perfect. While you do that, I'll check on the ring bear.
Germany: ...
Germany: You mean ring bearER, right?
Russia: ...
Germany: Russland. Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
Russia: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Germany: ...what happened?
Russia: I made a VERY bad mistake.
(Ger taking Russ trick or treating for the first time)
Germany: I'm so excited!
Germany: We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...
Germany: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!
Russia: Yeah!
Russia: I made lightly fried chebureki for dinner.
Germany: Russia, It's 1:15 am, what the heck.
Russia: Do you want the lightly fried chebureki or not.
Germany: Well, I mean yeah.
Russia: So come downstairs while they're still hot.
Germany: Wait, you just made them?
Russia: Yeah, I wasn't tired so I decided to make lightly fried chebureki.
Germany: Say lightly fried chebureki one more time, Russia.
Russia: Watcha doin?
Germany: Stealing my neighbour's cat.
Russia: Scandalous.
Russia: Can I help?
Russia: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Germany: Heck.
Russia: You're on thin fucking ice.
Russia: Oh no-
Germany: Be kind. Everyone is fighting their own battles.
Russia: Why would I be kind? I will be brutal and relentless and ride into battle by their side!
Russia: I'm sad.
Germany: Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Germany: And das not good.
Germany: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Russia: Please, just say fuck.
(Everyone would probably have a heart attack if Ger did swear)
Russia: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?
Germany: Because your toast would get soggy!
Russia: Don't stay up all night again, Germany. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
*Russia is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of juice*
Russia: Clear juice?
Russia: Oh, it's empty.
Germany, who has been watching the entire time: I love an idiot. I love an idiot. I love an idiot-
Russia: I think I need a hug...
Germany: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Russia: You... you can let go now.
Germany: No, I absolutely cannot.
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