Randomness Part 1

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*BAM!!*

"Watch it, asshole." Ben (FL) growled. "I won't hesitate to put an end to your bloodline."

"Why you!!"

*SLASH!!*

"AHH, my face!" SC Issei cried. "My beautiful face!!"

Blood dripping from Luke's claws since he had the ability to turn back into his crocodile from.

"That's beauty?"

Queen Caesar deadpanned.

"A rock is better looking than you."

"AGHH!!"

"You won't win this time!"

Issei shouted.

"Bitch, try and stop me!"

(F/N) taunted as the two faced off against each other in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Or whatever multiplayer games you guys prefer).

The two squaring off as they began a fierce competition of who can get the bigger winning streak.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

VI Issei screamed in pure agony.

Why?

"It burns us! It burns us!"

Because he could not withstand the fact that it was wholesome and not depraved and sex crazed like he had been expecting.

Wholesome, pure stuff was his kryptonite. And boy did it feel good to anyone who hated him to see him get his just desserts!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHHAA-cough! Cough! Hack! Okay! Not doing the villain laugh again.

"Game over!!"

The announcer shouted as it ended in yet another draw.

"Hate it when that happens."

Bronya and other gamers muttered to themselves.

"Oh, God damn it!"

The two shouted.

"..."

"..."

"...Want to hit the arcade?"

"YES!"

Issei asked.

"Sure." (F/N) shrugged. "Haven't gone on a proper date in a while."

"Then let's go!"

Issei grabbed her hand as they left.

"OH, MY!" Evo shouted out in embarrassment. "How le-*BONK!!*"

"Will you people shut up about handholding being lewd!!?"

Zero shouted.

"Seriously!? How is that even lewd!?"

(No, seriously. How is it even lewd?)

If anyone from a year ago saw him now, they would have been shocked and probably sent to the hospital for heart attacks. Because Issei Hyoudou having a girlfriend was like saying that money fell from the sky.

Even more so since he had given up his dream to become Harem King.

!!!

"WHAT!?" VI Issei screamed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

VI Issei Harem: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

(YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!)

(Sorry, not sorry. But I keep thinking of the Bounty commercials and this keeps reminding me of it)

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