Regie: I want to be like a caterpillar.
Bae: Explain.
Regie: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
Ty: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right?
Regie:
Regie: That's just another highlight!
*The Squad is playing Chess*
Justin: *easily beats everyone because they know how to play*
Ty: *doesn't know the rules, but wins anyway*
Regie: *doesn't know the rules, and loses* Kane: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don't*
Ryan: Actually, you can't do that, because I said so.
Darren: They named a board game after cheese?
Sebastian: Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions.
Justin, to Bae: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Regie: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Angel: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Kane: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Bae: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Kane: *flips the board*
Justin: Okay, two-person huddle.
Oliver: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.
Kane: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.
Bae: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.
Angel: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can't?
Justin: I'm very scary.
Sebastian: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Justin: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Sebastian: And small.
Justin:
Justin: Today, Bae took my phone, and in five minutes, they sent high resolution close-up photos of Oliver to the following people: Kane, Ryan, Regie, the neighbors, the bank, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.
Darren: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Oliver does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Justin: If Oliver were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Oliver jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Angel: You jump off a cliff!
Justin: Gladly, provided Oliver did first.
Darren: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?
Angel: The final boss.
Ty: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?
Darren: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!
Oliver: Justin, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Justin, wearing a hoodie 5 times his size: Spooky.
Oliver: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Justin: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Oliver: That one. I want that one.
Justin: Hey, Darren. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Darren: To get to the other side?
Justin: You were supposed to say "I dunno, why?"
Darren: Uh... fine. I don't know. Why did it cross the road?
Justin: To get to the idiot's house. Darren: ...Ok?
Kane: Hey, Darren. Knock knock.
Darren: No.
Kane: You were supposed to say "who's there?"
Darren: Fine... let's get this over with. Who's there?
Kane: The chicken.
Darren:
Kane:
Justin:
Darren: Listen here you little shits-
Kane: From now on we will be using code names.
Kane: You can address me as Eagle One. Kane: Ryan is "been there done that".
Kane: Justin is "currently doing that".
Kane: Oliver is "it happened once in a dream".
Kane: Darren is "if I had to pick a dude/gal/enby".
Kane: And Regie is..
Kane: Eagle Two
Regie: Oh thank god.
Justin, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Kane: Oliver's in the kitchen.
*playing twister*
Darren: Right-hand red.
Sebastian: *ends up on top of Ryan*
Ryan: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Darren: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
Darren: Sebastian! I can't do this stupid math!
Sebastian: What's the math problem? Darren: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don't multiply.
Regie, covering Kane's ears, while Sebastian smacks Darren upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.
Justin: Who the fuck-
Ryan: Language!
Justin: Whom the fuck-
Ryan: No.
