A President's Out-of-Body Experience - [Author: Mu San Guan]

Chapter 64

Chapter 64

Gu Xiaowu walked out of the reception gracefully like a swan in her high heels. Gu Xiaoshan followed behind her, and saw Renzi standing by the corner waiting. He was looking at his phone, and smiling foolishly at something. When Renzi heard the clacks of the high heels, he looked up, and was surprised to see Gu Xiaowu.

Gu Xiaowu spoke up, "We haven't seen each other in awhile, Renzi."

She even stretched her arm out to hold onto Renzi's arm. Renzi got a shock, and reflexively shrank backwards. If he had not travelled to the future, he would have been delirious with joy that his aloof icy goddess would want to hold onto him. However, he did not dare to touch her now.

Gu Xiaowu did not let his rejection affect her, and smiled, "What's wrong? It's been too long that we've seen each other, so we're no longer as close?"

Renzi only replied, "Uhh... There shouldn't be close intimate contact between males and females."

When he said this, not only did Gu Xiaowu wanted to laugh, but Gu Xiaoshan as well. Gu Xiaowu then said, "Hah, you're now actually telling me that males and females shouldn't have close intimate contact?! In the past, you even told me about how you've already decided on the names of our children!"

Unconsciously, Renzi's eyes drifted over to Gu Xiaoshan. He felt anxious, worried that Gu Xiaoshan would not be happy, and so quickly clarified, "I was young and foolish then, please don't take offense at a child's babbling."

"I seem to recall that you were 26 years old when you said that?" Gu Xiaowu was merciless.

Renzi felt awkward. "Ah? At that time... It doesn't count. I'm a gay now, I can't have any children."

Gu Xiaowu paused. Just as she was about to say something, Renzi clasped his hands together. "Sister Xiaowu, I know I was wrong! I won't chase after you anymore and cling to you, please let me go like how you'll let your fart go!"

Gu Xiaoshan laughed, and chimed in, "Yes, let him go!"

Gu Xiaowu could neither laugh nor cry, and did not know what she should say.

Gu Xiaoshan took the opportunity to change the topic, pulling Renzi over next to him. "Why are you here?"

Renzi replied, "I want to eat with you!"

Gu Xiaowu smiled, "I happen to be hungry too, let's go together."

Renzi was taken aback, and stared at Gu Xiaowu with rounded eyes.

Gu Xiaowu widened her eyes back, revealing an innocent look just like Renzi. "Why? I can't even have a meal with you?"

Renzi was really quite an honest and frank person. "Sister Xiaowu, you... you didn't go online?"

"Huh?" Gu Xiaowu was surprised.

Renzi was simple minded, and his adaptability was high. Thinking that since he had already done things like sending roses and silk banners, what else should he be afraid of? Why should he hold on to his dignity?

So, he suddenly grabbed Gu Xiaoshan's hand, then held it up like the referee of a wrestling match. "We're dating!"

This fastball was too out of the blue. Not only Gu Xiaowu, but even Gu Xiaoshan nearly did not catch it.

Gu Xiaowu paused. "So?"

"So why do you want to follow us when we're going to eat?" Renzi mumbled. "Aren't you going to be a gooseberry like this?"