Pickup Lines

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Thor: Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

Tony Stark/Iron Man: I'm not staring at your breasts. I'm staring at your heart.

Steve Rogers/Captain America: If God made anything more beautiful than you, He kept it for Himself.

Loki: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would have a galaxy.

Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver: For a moment, I thought that I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

Bruce Banner/The Incredible Hulk: If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes/The Winter Soldier: Excuse me, I don't want you to think that I'm ridiculous or anything, but you're the most beautiful woman that I've ever seen. I just felt like I needed to tell you.

Clint Barton/Hawkeye: I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me?

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