Dedicated to persephonestarr
Tony's POV.
I have three words for you. Three simple words that have subsequently ruined my life. Do you want to know what they are? I bet you do because you all enjoy it when my life is ruined.
Pietro and Darcy.
That's right!
Speedy and Person.
Speedy and Person!
Speedy and Person.
My life is over. I think I may cease to exist in a matter of moments. The amount of grey hair I am having to now dye, due to the never-ending stress they give me, is now at its highest rate.
I don't even know if my rants make sense anymore! I cannot think clearly with their continuous pranking and laughter. Laughter. Honestly, WHAT IS SO FUNNY?
I am genuinely considering vacating Stark Towers and buying a new home in Malibu. A new one because, well, the old one got destroyed in my third Ironman movie...
Damn, I loved that home. Stupid Mandarin had to go and blow it up.
Well, you did kind of give him your address.
That is not the point, Pepper! The point is the two most annoying people of the planet have hooked up and are most likely copulating as we speak!
Actually, they are playing ping pong.
I give up.
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Pietro Maximoff Imagines #Wattys2015
FanfictionBasically what the title says! A book of imagines about Mr Speedy Maximoff. Feel free to send in resquests via the comment area! Enjoy!
