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Solarballs meets spaceballs

(It's just that each individual character gets to meet their other counterpart)
Sun
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Space!Sun: *ahem* who are you?
Sol!Sun: I'm Sun, HEHEH👹
Space!Sun: Uhhh.. I don't want to talk to u, cuz u are stealing my identity as the most beautiful star in the universe-
Sol!Sun: you know what ur getting on my nerves imma just solar flare u
Space!Sun: wait what-
*SOLARFLARE*
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Mercury
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Sol!Mercury: So uhh.. are you my spaceball counterpart right..?
Space!Mercury: Yup!
Sol!Mercury: So uhh.. I wanna know.. how is venus like..?
Space!Mercury: Oh! Them? Yeah they're nice, probably TOO nice for they're own good, sometimes they can be threatening when mad tho..
Sol!Mercury: Oh.. I didn't expect that response.. I wish Venus was like too..
Space!Mercury: What was that?
Sol!Mercury: Nothing! Anyways how about the sun?
Space!Mercury: Oh I hate that star! He's so vain and cringe! He keeps on complementing himself!
*Space!Mercury keeps on ranting about Space!Sun*
Sol!Mercury:Let's just stop talking about this! Anyways do u like being small-
Space!Mercury: CAN EVERYONE PLS STOP CALLING ME SMALL!? I MAY BE SMALL BUT IM FAST, WATCH ME RUN  AROUND THIS ROOM IN SUPERSPEED!!
*proceeds to go superspeed around the room*
Sol!Mercury: Excuse me WHA-
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Venus
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Space!Venus: Hello there! Who are you?
Sol!Venus: Oh, uhh.. hi..?
Space!Venus: Hi! I'm Venus! Wanna talk?
Sol!Venus: ermmm.....
Space!Venus: I'll take that as a yes! Anyways *starts talking about the most random stuff*
*10 minutes later*
Sol!Venus: Uhh.. is it fine if we stop... talking for.. a while
*Space!Venus gives a death glare, then continues talking like nothing happened*
Sol!Venus: Did you hear me..? I said-
Space!Venus: Oh buddy.. IF YOU DONT SHUT UP I WILL THROW U ONTO THE SUN-
Sol!Venus: O-OKAY!...
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Earth
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Sol!Earth: Ohh... hey..! Who are you?
Space!Earth: Another earth!? Wow! I thought the 2 were enough!
Sol!Earth: wait you've seen other earths!?-
Space!Earth: Yep, a inverted me and an.. Asian me..?
Sol!earth: Asian..? Really?😐
Space!Earth: Yeah..
Sol!Earth: Also.. u don't have life.. do u..?
Space!Earth: Yea I do! Why? Do u not have life?
Sol!Earth: Yea I do.. it's just that.. there's no way a stupid ripoff version of me has life!? I mean.. ALT AU EARTHS SHOULD KNOW THEIR PLACE-
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Mars
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Space!Mars: UGHHH!! WHERE AM I!?
Sol!Mars: Actually.. idk..
Space!Mars: WHY DO U LOOK LIKE ME!?
Sol!Mars: uhh.. from what I've heard we are supposed to be the same planet from different aus..
Space!Mars: UGHH! IM TOO TIRED FOR THIS CRAP!!
Sol!Mars: I uhh.. okay.. I understand that..
Space!Mars: I JUST WANNA LIVE IN PEACE-
Sol!Mars: CAN U JUST SHUT-
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I wanna do the Jovians but I literally have ✨ZERO✨ Interest in doing it so...