In The solarballs swap Au, astrodude and astrowife actually swaps roles and personalities, so astrodude takes care of astroson and works in an office while astrowife is an Astronaut.
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(This is just surviving Venus part 1 swap Au)
Astrohusband: Hey there Dear, I just wanna check up on you to see how your doing.
Astrogal: I'm doing fine dear, it's just that.. I'm currently on Venus and uhh, I think I might die..
Astrohusband: Dear.. isn't that the hottest planet in the solar system..? YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THERE NOW!-
Astroson: Dad, can you not yell,I'm trying to sleep
Astrogal: I-I'm fine honey, I just need to repair my ship and then I'll get out...
Astrohusband: ... How will you even repair the ship. Cant you just wait till it's night?-
Astrogal: No I cant do that- A day in Venus lasts 243 Days, and even if I wait all that time, the temperature is pretty much the same, the clouds prevent the heat from escaping..
Astrohusband: I just searched how to survive on Venus and I found that that the pressure is like being 3,000ft underwater..
Astrogal:.. so I cant really go outside safely..
Astrohusband: Then how will you get out!? I'm worried, I don't wanna lose you!
Astrogal: Don't worry hun.. I'm gonna be fine, my period cramps are probably more painful than being on Venus..
Astrohusband: are you saying that just to cheer me up.. now is the time to be serious, you need to find a way to repair the ship! I think I know a way, try-
*SIGNAL LOST*
Astrogal:... ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?-
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