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Original by Daniel thrasher
Mercury: Ur up early.
Mars with a deep AF voice: Hey buddy how's it going?..
Mercury: WHOA, yo what?!
Mars: What?
Mercury: Why is ur voice so deep!?
Mars: Oh it's just a lil deeper in the morning.. yours doesn't do that?
Mercury: it sounds like ur narrating a Ford commercial!
Mars:Yea I get that sometimes
Mercury: is that like a condition or-
Mars: I don't know why it does that Mercury, it's early, will you let me enjoy my morning in peace?...
Mercury: YEA, OKAY!....
Mars: I'm gonna make some tea for Venus, you want one too?
Mercury: Uh no sir- Uh- No thank you, Mars..
Mars: and FYI, Venus is a little under the weather, he should terrible, try not to draw attention to it, he may be self consience
Mercury: You mean self conscious?-
Venus that has the voice of that nico nico nii girl: お前らおはよう..(Morning guys..)
Mars: Morning
Venus: わお！あなたの声はとても深いです！(Wow! Your voice is so deep!)
Mercury: Okay WHAT IS GOING ON!?
Venus: ええ、知っています..私が病気のとき、私はかなり違うように聞こえます.. (yeah i know.. i sound a lot different when i'm sick..)
Mars: it's not that bad, it's barely noticeable!
Venus: 心配しないで、私は伝染性などではありません!(Dont worry, I'm not contagious or anything!)
Mercury: That's not what I'm worried about!
Mars: Got a tea for u
Venus: ありがとう！(Thanks man!)
Mercury: Am I having a stroke...?
Mars: Calm down, one sip of this coffee and my voice usually goes back to normal
Mars: Sips Coffee* aaaaaaa *voice goes back to normal* aaaa, See?
Mercury: Shocked* how...
Mars: Btw I slipped some echinacea in ur drink so u should be feeling more like urself soon
Venus : ああ、私はそれが始まるのを感じることができます *voice goes back to normal* work!(Ah, i can feel it starting to work!)
Mars: So is there anything new goin on with u guys?
Venus: Did u hear what earth got up to last night?!
Mars: Oh! What?
Venus: Looks like he was raging at a death metal concert..
*In the video*
Earth: WHOOO! IM GONNA LIVE FOREVER!!
Earth: UH! YOU SIR! PUNCH ME IN THROAT REAL QUICK, NO ITS GOOD I LIKE IT-AAAAA*punching noises*
*back to irl*
Mars: Wow! Bet his voice is super hoarse today!
Mercury: yeah I bet it is
*Earth rushes in*
*Everyone is shocked*
Earth: *Deap inhale* Hors sound
(Why tf did I do this😀)
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