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𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙏𝙔 ➯ 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣

❝it must be love
                        on the brain❞
➯ love on the brain, rihanna
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NEW MESSAGE FROM
englands best football team(s)⚽️🥅💪

MONEY MASE💰
Guys

MONEY MASE💰
Did you listen to the song??

MONEY MASE💰
She says she wants to get back
together with me

LINGARD🌦️
oh god someone else take this
i physically cannot today

MONEY MASE💰
Should I text her?

GREMLISH

RICE RICE BABY
Are we hearing the same song??

CHILLY☃️
Mate you cannot text her

MONEY MASE💰
I'm confused

MONEY MASE💰
She literally says "part of me wants
you back"

RASHFORD
are you... just not listening to the
rest of the line???

MONEY MASE💰
Wdym?

FILTH FODEN

FILTH FODEN
Everything in yellow is her saying
that it literally won't work

MONEY MASE💰
"Youre never really leaving" means
that she's thinking about me :D

FILTH FODEN
I give up

MADDERS
You know what people mean when
they say someone has selective
hearing?

MADDERS
This is it.

TRENT💪
How is he this dumb?

SAKA😊
he's in love lads he's gonna
believe whatever he wants to

STERLING
What have I been added to???

STONESY🪨
Oh just a gc where we constantly
hear about Mason missing Mallory

STONESY🪨
Yaknow... the usual

STERLING
Oh... but that's all he talks about
at training...

HARRY 1 (KANE)
I don't wanna hear about this

MONEY MASE💰
Because you know that she misses
me and wants me back right?

HARRY 2 (MAGUIRE)
... I'm leaving

harry 2 (maguire) HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
harry 1 (kane) HAS LEFT THE CHAT!

MONEY MASE💰
Well that is just plain rude

MONEY MASE💰
I am in a time of crisis

REECES PIECES
crisis...?

MONEY MASE💰
Do I text her or not????

CHILLY☃️
No

RICE RICE BABY
Absolutely not

🛎️ INGHAM
do not do it

SHAW
Nah mate not worth it

DADDY JORGINHO
worst idea you've ever had

WALKER
Do it it'll be funny to see you get
blocked

STONESY🪨
Do not listen to Kyle he's in a bad
mood

SAKA😊
please don't embarrass yourself

RASHFORD
she will block you i promise

PICKFORD
Can Harry come back and take me
with him I don't want to be here

MADDERS
You'll get used to it

CAPTAIN AMERICA🦅🇺🇸💪
Mase, I love you, but she will freak
out so please do not

SANCHOO
^^^^

HAVERTZ🇩🇪
What's the worst that can happen?

SANCHOO
she blocks him

CHILLY☃️
And he cries

CAPTAIN AMERICA🦅🇺🇸💪
And then she cries

🛎️ INGHAM
🤷‍♀️ so we have to hear about her
blocking him and chris, jesse,
rashy, and sancho have to hear
about her crying and feeling bad

RASHFORD
oh GOD please don't text her

MONEY MASE💰
Fine

MONEY MASE💰
But now you all are going to have
to hear about how much I miss
her and just want to hear from her

pickford HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
shaw HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
sterling HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
trent💪 HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
walker HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
rice rice baby HAS LEFT THE CHAT!
captain america🦅🇺🇸💪 HAS LEFT THE CHAT!