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𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙒𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙔-𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 ➯ 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙜𝙤 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨

❝back where we started, you
    made me a heartless monster❞
➯ you don't go to parties, 5 seconds of summer
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NEW MESSAGE TO
englands best football team(s)⚽️🥅💪

THE BETTER PULISIC🦅
WELL DONE CHELSEA

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TOUGH LOSS BUT YOU ALL
PLAYED BEAUTIFULLY

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LETS ALL WISH OUR MAIN
MAN MR TRENT ALEXANDER
ARNOLD GOOD LUCK NEXT
WEEK IN THE CHAMPS LEAGUE

CHILLY☃️
Way to rub it in Mally

THE BETTER PULISIC🦅
i'm not >:(

THE BETTER PULISIC🦅
it's a little selfish to try and win
two years in a row boys you're
just giving someone else a chance

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just go win it next year
(a/n if we can pull ourselves together😩)

RICE RICE BABY
Yeah be grateful some of us didn't
even get a chance

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YEAH

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oh sorry deccers :(

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we love mr arnold please bring
it home for the boys

TRENT💪
i'll try😂

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well for those of us who don't have
a life changing tournament to train
for...

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anyone up for some dancing?

GREMLISH
fuck yeah i'm down

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this is why you're my favorite 🤩

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if y'all arent busy and wanna come
i'll text you the address of the place

➥✰

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mason fumbled the bag like he fumbles the ball

RICE RICE BABY
Okay everyone I've gathered
us all here because Mason is
a fucking idiot

CHILLY☃️
Okay but what is new?

REECES PIECES
what'd he do this time?

RICE RICE BABY
Mate doesn't know that he's loosing
Mallory even though it's happening
before our very eyes

HAVERTZ🇩🇪
Wdym?

CAPTAIN AMERICA🦅🇺🇸💪
He's giving Mallory space bc he
thinks it's what she wants but she
told me she thinks he's moving on
so she should too

GREMLISH
so why are we all here besides
to laugh at mason?

RICE RICE BABY
Our boy has a jealousy problem

RICE RICE BABY
We need to do everything in our
power to make him realize what
he's loosing

CHILLY☃️
How?

HAVERTZ🇩🇪
Yeah in case you haven't noticed
Mallory's like totally in love with
him there's no way she'd ever
go for one of us

CAPTAIN AMERICA🦅🇺🇸💪
I wouldn't go that far...

RICE RICE BABY
We're all going with her tonight
and Im making Mason come

RICE RICE BABY
I'm thinking that if we make him
thing he's been nutmegged by
like dancing with Mallory, buying
her drinks, getting her to join in
on it then BAM he realizes that he's
a fucking cottonhead then we're in

CAPTAIN AMERICA🦅🇺🇸💪
I dunno if I like the idea of y'all
flirting up my sister

RICE RICE BABY
Precisely, flirt it up boys

HAVERTZ🇩🇪
So we're gonna tell Mallory to
dance with us to make Mason
jealous?

RICE RICE BABY
Maybe not tell her, persay, but when
he starts getting jealous then we
point it out to her

REECES PIECES
Whod piss Mason off the most?

RICE RICE BABY
Chilly and Gremlish

RICE RICE BABY
He's seen the edits on her tiktok
he knows she thinks they're peng

GREMLISH
i mean have you seen me?

CAPTAIN AMERICA🦅🇺🇸💪
Don't make me remove you

GREMLISH
sorry

CAPTAIN AMERICA🦅🇺🇸💪
If everyone PROMISES not to
try anything then I'll get over it

CAPTAIN AMERICA🦅🇺🇸💪
Mason is the most acceptable out
of you all

GREMLISH
a chance to flirt with mally AND
piss off mase and chris? i'm in

CHILLY☃️
I mean why not?

RICE RICE BABY
YES

RICE RICE BABY
Operation Masory is a go

HAVERTZ🇩🇪
Why not mallon? I like that one better

REECES PIECES
me too it rolls off the tongue better

RICE RICE BABY
Okay shut the fuck up it's my operation
I'll name it

RICE RICE BABY
Operation mallon is a go