when you were walking down the street truck-kun decided it was your turn to be reincarnated
Met a God who gave you three wishes
strangely enough you choose to be reincarnated as fresh
After I said goodbye to justice I was then blinded by a bright light, after that I woke up on a colourful bed "So I'm fresh now.. " I said to myself looking around the room 'I should probably go explore since this is technically my house'
-after exploring since I'm lazy-
'Soo what do I do now..?' I thought sitting in a beanbag chair looking at the ceiling.
"*critter noises*"
Tf
I looked to see where the noise came from and I saw a purple furby 'omg how could I forget' I picked up the furry and put it in my lap "Aww you look so cute broski!❤" I started petting it and it started purring 'awww' I looked at my pouch and got an idea
"You know what little guy, how about you and me go make some friends?" "Chirp" I took that as a yes and got up, put the furby in my pouch then walked out the door. I then saw other houses and monsters, I guess past fresh was living in a surface au maybe the omega verse not that omega-verse? I got my skateboard out then realized.
I don't know HOW to skate..... Maybe it'll just come naturally..?
Hopefully..
I got on my skateboard and started riding phew so it does come naturally lucky me! I looked around as I saw monsters and humans walking around and chilling I saw a park and decided to take a break walking towards the bench I sat down and saw some monster children playing. Maybe I should go and start messing with people I mean I am on a surface au so it wouldn't matter if I killed a few people...ehh why the heck not I shrugged to myself and got up, and afterwards I could go visit erorr not sure if past fresh met him yet. Did I forget to tell you error is my second favorite sans? Lol
I start to skate in a alleyway I'm sure I'll meet someone sketchy people- well monsters here and it's better if I test my powers on them. Soon enough I come across some monsters threatening another monster.
"Ehh home-dog 'that's not nice" I say my shades changing from 'Yolo' to 'rude' "Huh? Who the funk are you?" Monster #1 says realising that their mean word was replaced with 'funk' "ey broski you can't be saying such bad words like that my man's." I say teleporting behind monster #1 and grabbing his shoulder tightly, he screams in pain as I dislocate it.
'Sh*t I didn't think I would be this strong' I think to myself now realizing the other two on guard pulling out there knives on me
ok-ps
"You b#####! Who do you think you are!? " monster #3 yells as monster #2 picks up monster #1 monster #4 is still shaking on the ground, I sigh I should probably get this over with I summon a dark pink coloured bone a examine it
Pre-tty
"Are you ignoring me you piece of sh-" I throw the bone in his mouth, CRITICAL HIT! I think to myself as I laugh then monster #2 turns into dust. I look up to see monster #3 try to run away with monster #1. I summon a gaster blaster Thats... Really funking big, dang I feel sorry for #3 and #2 ╥﹏╥
Then I fire the blaster killing #1 and #3 Destroying some of the alleyway in the process " I should really practice my proportions... " I flinch when I feel someone hug me from the side. It was #4. "Thank you for saving me! How can I ever repay you!" "Uhh, you don't have to give me anything bro-" #4 cuts me off "I could give you money o-or food" " srsly you don't have to give me anything my man's! I'm just helping out a fellow monster! " plus I don't think fresh can eat things... "g-golly your so brave and kind" (•///^///•) #3 says to me clinging on me with her boobs on my chest- okay this woman needs to stop. ٩😭۶ I can't take compliments!!! (//> ∆ <//) Nor can I take this!!!!!
Plz ∆ stp
"Or I could give you myself as a thank you! ~"
Σ(゜゜)
ಠಿ_ಠ
"t-there is no n-need for ANY of that.. " FUNK why am I stuttering!?!? " I think uhh I forgot to drive my fish!- got to go! " I quickly pushed her off of me trying not to hurt her ofc, I grabbed my skate board and got the hell out of there. 'holy s***t that was weird why did I choose to be hot!! And I bet it turned her on more because I was tal- wait a minute how do you make a skeleton hot?...I quickly dismissed my thoughts as I could see my house sigh I should take a break before I go see error (∩'∀'∩) I speed up towards my house when I finally reached it I opened the door, closed it a tossed myself on the couch " ugh I'm so tired" Who knew helping one person could be so tough and sus- how does ink do it? No matter right now I just wanna take a nap (❁'◡'❁)-
*Rustle* phew I think we're safe boss
GODDAMMIT ⋌༼ •̀ ⌂ •́ ༽⋋ I quickly got up and went upstairs that's where the funking RATS were I can feel it in my bones😡 I stopped right in front of the door to my room "hehe the person who lives here must be a colour freak" "shut up and go check around the house" "k boss" good I didn't want to break my door I am going to meet the right here.
The RAT soon opened the door and jumped back "TF!" I was surprised to see it was killer so that must mean
"hey uhh nightmare I think this house is occupied!"
"Yeah, it is! Get out of my house!"
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