after my naruto story got deleted I think I'm gonna do something different. I'm gonna try some one shots here
heads up, they will most likely result in some 18+ so just to warn you
You go through the mountain to face the demon king, after a hard fought battle you do slay the big bad evil guy and then his wife.
Armored girl: you sure you don't want to add her to your harem?
Y/n: no...why do you think I bang every girl I meet?
Mage girl: suuuuure you don't
Y/n: forget it =_=
You stab the amulet shattering it as you suddenly vanish.
Armored girl: da fuk?
You get flung through a portal as the laws of physics are distorted and changed around you.
Y/n: aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!
When you do finally land you're more annoyed then anything else. You pick up your weapon which...you just noticed you don't have it, or your armor...also you look shorter.
???: huh? Hey kid?! You ok?
Y/n: huh? Kid?
You look into a nearby lake and see your reflection.
Y/n: I'm a god damned toddler!!!
???: I mean...ya look 10 or so to me
Y/n: where am I?
???: you're on the outskirts of Onett
Y/n: oh...well ok then
???: you...don't have any more questions?
Y/n: I'll figure it out
You try to jump and you still get up pretty high but you usually have no problem leaping into the clouds.
Y/n: greeeeeat
You still leap through the trees and you jump through the town. You see some guy with a tank attacking some girl.
Mobster: I got you now little brat!
You charge in and do an ax kick flipping the steam tank thing onto its top.
Girl: huh?
Goon 1: the hell? Who jus clobbered the bawwss??
Girl: oh wow...
Y/n: you ok?
Girl: yeah! Thanks dude! What's your name?
Y/n: y/n, you?
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Nessie: nessie ^^
Y/n: what are you doing here?
Nessie: I need to take out these mobsters so I can get to this cave up north
