I quickly opened the message that i got from Wilbur because well not because i liked him totally ha ha well i think he may be a bit depressed and i do worry about him
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Wilbur <3
Hey um bit weird but are you free tonight?
Y/N
Yeah why?
Wilbur <3
Great i was wondering if i could come over and maybe cook you something?
Y/N
Sure! what time?
Wilbur <3
Around 6:30 is that ok?
Y/N
Yeah see you then
Wilbur <3
see ya <3
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Huh Wilbur cooking me something? i didn't know he could cook to be honest and when i went to his apartment i could feel that it was REALLY messy but he just covered it all up to impress me and i don't blame him i do that with new friends but never with the ones i've had for a while because well they love me either way messy room or no just mostly messy room >:)
"So Y/n who was that text from OOoOooO anyone special i should know about hhhhmm?" Jamie said getting all nosey and in my business because well he likes to check up on me and the others or well just know who texted me
"It was my friends Wiiilbuuur" I said saying Wilbur in a highish pitches voice because why the fuck not y'know?
"OoOoOo is he a special friend?" Jamie said getting all nosey because thats what he does best well not really he's just protective and really cares about us and we are all a little bit nosey just a little
"OooOo maybe he is, maybe he isn't no one will ever know?" I said moving my eyebrows up and then i got a message from Jamie saying
"He is isn't he?"
and shit he was right so when i saw the text pop up i just slowly looked up and smirked because this man was very good at guessing or Charlie told him or Lynn but i don't think they would knowing her
"Yes" I said with no reason well the chat didn't know what i meant when i said yes but some put two and two together and started spamming 'she loves wilbur soot!' and i think they told him fuck my life
"YEES I WAS RIGHT I WAS CHAT I WAS RIGHT" Jamie said celebrating his victory
"Fuuuck NO WAIT THEY TOLD HIM NOOOO AAAA" I said kind of screaming because apparently he was streaming and they all told him that i had a MASSIVE crush on him
"Help Jamie i don't have a massive crush on him i like him but they are putting words into my mouth that are not mine" I said with a slightly sad expression on my face because why does my CRUSH NEED TO KNOW I LIKE HIM AAA
"HAHDUIHR OH OH POOR POOOR Y/N YOU POOOR SOUL" Jamie said leaning back into his chair and putting his hand on his chest
"SHUT UP I AM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW YOU CAN SHUT UP JESUS MAN AAAA WHAT AM I GONNA DO LIKE AIFOEIOJR" I said well yelled because i was really scared and didn't know what to do with my life in that moment or well ever looking at the decisions i have made in the past and well everyday and I WAS FREAKING OUT BECAUSE HE WAS COMING OVER LATER AND AAAA HE KNOWS I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM NOW SO THATS NOT GOOD IS IT? NO NOT ITS NOT
"AAAAAAAAA HAHAHHAHA HOLY FUCKING I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP YOU HERE i really don't know how to help you out Y/n like.. idk pretend to be sick?" Jamie said trying to find a good excuse to get me out of this situation
"No Jamie he's cooking me dinner FUCKIN COOKING ME A MEEEEAL IF I SAY I'M SICK HE MIGHT FUCKIN MAKE ME CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP WHICH IS GREAT FOR WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT AND RIGHT NOW I AM SO SCARED MY HEART IS IN MY ASS" I said still yelling and now wanting chicken (i really want chicken) or chicken noodle soup because its just better
"HE'S COOKING YOU DINNER?? ok Y/n you can't be saved you...this man is a simp for you and you can't stop him he's making you fooooad so like you can't back down bitch you just gotta go with the flow" Jamie said looking and sounding very surprised that Wilbur was cooking me dinner i think it was the initial shock that he can cook and he's cooking for me so don't blame the man
"YES and heheh simpbur HAAHA" I said laughing at the little nickname i just made for this man because well i am scared and comedy is my coping mechanism
"AHAHHAHA SIMPBUR I LOVE IT OK THAT IS NOW HIS NICKNAME BECAUSE THIS MAN IS COOKING YOU DINNER WHICH NO MAN or woman HAS EVER DONE FOR ME WHICH I AM VERY ANGRY ABOUT" Jamie said as he typed something god knows what he might have been documenting today like 'Y/n is being cooked dinner why no one knows' and the date but i usually don't ask questions like that for my own and others sanity
"Jamie do your parents just hate you or like did they never make you dinner?" I asked because Jamie did say no man or woman has made him dinner so his parents are a man and woman so .-. did they ever make him dinner?
"what?" Jamie said looking confused at by what i meant
"You said no man OR woman has ever cooked you dinner and your parents are a man and a woman so i was just asking do they really fuckin hate you?" I asked trying not to laugh
"JAHAHA OH MY I THOUGHT THATS WHAT YOU MEANT I JUST WASN'T SURE OH MY HAHAHAH NO THEY REALLY LOVE ME I MEANT MY DATES THEY NEVER UM COOKED ME DINNER NOT MY PARENTS" Jamie said laughing his head off and sliding down his seat slowly
"YES HHAHAHA OH DAUM MY MOTHER PHEW BUT Y'KNOW YOU GOT A GOOD MOTHER SHE COOKS FOR YA" I said just poking fun at Jamie
"SSSHHH SHOOSH MY CHILD SHOOOOSH" Jamie said trying to shoosh me which probably wont work or it doesn't work most of the time
"OK HA OH SHIT I GOTTA GET READY PEACE" I yelled as i ended the stream and left the call and ran around my house getting semi ready i wasn't going to change out of my today clothes well because i didn't want to period when Wilbur finally arrived he had a small bag with him
"Hey Will good to see ya whats in the bag?" I asked looking at the small black bag he had on his shoulder
"Oh its just the meal i'm going to make you" Wilbur said with a big smile on his face as he put the stuff in my fridge which i had to turn around for so i didn't see what it was
"Its a surprise darling don't you love surprises?" Wilbur said as he kept putting shit in my fridge but darling? i couldn't believe it we went upstairs and i called out to Annie
"ANNIE WILBUR IS HERE SAY HI AND FUCK OFF" I yelled as i stood in the upstairs hallway as Wilbur went into my room and i just stood there
"WHAT?" Annie yelled back probably because she was blasting Corpse
"FUCKIN WILBUR IS HERE SAY HI AND FUCK OFF" I repeated myself getting kinda mad at her
"OH HI WILL" She yelled back sounding sarcastic
"HEY" Wilbur yelled from inside my room
"Fuckin bitch" I said as i walked back into my room to find Wilbur sitting on my bed looking at me and suddenly he stood up
"You love me don't you?" Wilbur said as he got quite close to me and my nose was nearly touching his
"I- um y-yes" I said quite nervous because my crush just confronted me
"hm" Wilbur smirked as he kissed me on my lips...
A/n
hey hope all is well love you all <3 please eat and my discord server is in my bio and always open if you need hope you enjoyed the chapter byeee <3
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