ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴇ-ɢɪʀʟ? Simpbur x fem!reader

.-Alrighty-.

I was still in the middle of laughing when i heard a knock on my door 

"Huh ah come on in" I said trying to hold back my laughter and it was Wilbur looking kind of sad and sorry 

"H-hi um i have to g-go um th-ank you and i w-was wondering if i-i could have y-your number?" Wilbur said shyly and shuddering his words 

"Aw sorry you have to go and of course here's my phone" I said happily as i quickly un-locked my phone and handed it to him and i took his un-locked phone and put my name as 

'Y/n <3' and took a cute little selfie as my profile 

"Thank you see ya" Wilbur said waving goodbye and closing my door 

"Byeee" I said smiling and waving and then i went back to my stream 

"Ah i'm back hoes" I said turning back to my computer and clapping because i was finished talking 

"OH MY GODLY GOD Y/N JUST GAVE HER NUMBER OUT" Chandler said looking so very shocked

"AHHHHHH" Spider screamed in a high pitch 

"HOW ARE SHE" Jamie said looking disappointed 

"OI AY HE'S NICE AND HE DESERVED MY NUMBER YOU HAVE TO EARN MY NUMBER HE IS LUCKY HE GOT MY NUMBER OK?" I yelled defending my right to give out my number to those who deserve it 

"OK OK I AGREE WITH HER MEN HAVE TO EARN OUR NUMBERS" Spider said agreeing with me and giving me a air high five but i didn't really work because were in two different houses like how the fuck would it work? it wouldn't EXACTLY 

"OH OH YOU GAVE ME YOUR NUMBERS WITH OUT ANY PROBLEMS" Chandler said looking offended  

"your a family friend so thats why" I said in a sweet voice like an American teacher (idk how to explain it) 

"wHat about me" Jamie said putting his head on his hands and batting his eye's 

"Oh you, you um sheeiit um you had to work for it y'know" I said making a face so he knows kind of the y'know? face (if you don't know sorry for shitty explanation) 

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I HAD TO WORK TO GET YOUR NUMBER I ASKED AND YOU WERE LIKE OH SURE WHY THE FUCK NOT AND THEN WE EXCHANGED NUMBERS I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORK FOR JACK SHIT" Jamie said or must i say yelled 

"HAHAHA YOU ARE SO EASY TO PISS OFF MATE JESUS" I said laughing because it was kinda funny to see him angry 

"AHHH WHAT IS THAT FACE JAMIE HM HM YOU LOOK SO ANGRY LIKE A TROLL HA HA HAAAA" Spider said laughing their head off and eventually falling off her chair

"HAHAHHAHH AHAA HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BREATHE HAHAHA" I said trying to breathe through my laughs as everyone burst out laughing so hard 

"MY CHEST HURTS" I yelled once again and suddenly my phone dinged and it was a message from Wilbur who put his name as 'Wilbur <3' kinda like i did hm what a coincidence 

'hello how are you?' it read i smiled at the text because he was so sweet 

'I'm good, hbu?' i replied as i heard Chandler regain his breath 

"OH OH ok ok we're ok OK?" Chandler yelled to check if we were all ok 

"YES SIR" Jamie said saluting 

"Si commander Collins" Spider said saluting as well 

"Of course Sir Chandler" I said also saluting 

"AHH my dream of being a commander is finally coming true now i just need to LGBTQ+ army ooh ok ok um"  Chandler said thinking for a good minute then i got another notification 

"Y/n i command you to check the message and read it a loud" Chandler said sounding very convincing 

"Yes sir so it says... 

A/N 

hello sorry for the short chapter gotta keep it interesting y'know 

all is good with school for me my arm, wrist thing kind hurts but all is good on my part love you all please remember how important you are and that you are loved, eat, drink and sleep love you and here is a cute pic of a capybara and Binky 

bye bye lovie <3 

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