ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴇ-ɢɪʀʟ? Simpbur x fem!reader

.-Hand-.

Y/n pov: 

"Thank you for my hand back Lynn" I said looking at them with a death stare type of look 

"Your welcome at least i didn't do what i did to Jared" Lynn said smiling as i stared at her in shock because i have PTSD from what she did to that man 

"WHAT WHAT WHAT DID SHE DO TO A MAN SPILL SPILL SPIIIILL" Spider yelled trying to get all the tea because when she hears someones name and that we did something to them well like any normal person she wants to know 

"OOOOOOOOOOH OOOH OoOoOoOoH a man being beaten up by our dearest Lynn?" Chandler said getting all excited because he loves Lynn (platonic way he's gay MLM) and he cares for her even tho they are the mother friend he protects all of us even if we are about to go to jail or are convicted of committing arson in Turkey, South Africa and Romania he says 'No' and then we are free from jail and its all butterfly's and rainbows once again 

"OMG yes another Lynn beating up someone or jumping out another window that Y/n has trauma from and doesn't want us to know about am i correct?" Jamie said waiting for my response because he loves to be correct or well guessing correctly  

"UUUUUUUH MAYYBE MAYBE NOT WHO KNOWS?" I said slightly panicked because what Lynn did to Jared was un thinkable and slightly violent 

"HHEEHHEHE MEE I KNOW CAUSE I DID IT HEHEHEEH" Lynn started laughing  

"Ahhhhh ok ok Lynn stop it" I said to Lynn because she was pulling at her left eye which she was blind in 

"No i don't even need this eye i can't see through it so why would i need it I WANT TO PULL IT OUT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW" Lynn yelled at me while laughing 

"NO LYNN WE CAN NOT WE WILL GET FUCKIN BANNED FROM TWITCH AND I DON'T WANT TO BE A BROKE BITCH AND WE ARE NOT ON THE DARK WEB STOP IT" I yelled at Lynn trying to grab their hands to stop them from take out her eye that doesn't come out 

"HAHA i'm kidding i'm kidding i would never do that and it would hurt too much" Lynn said looking calm 

"OH yeah yeah it would knives don't hurt that much" I said nodding then realizing what i said 

"NO NO NOT IN THAT WAY I AM OK" I said reassuring them (he he he) 

"Oh hows your cut from the other day?" Lynn said going mother mode 

"Oh yeah its fine i cut myself cooking its all good" I said waving people off because they all thought i was depressed nope just clumsy and not paying attention when cutting an onion 

"Ok good good um OOOH I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY ABOUT WHAT HAPPEND TOO JARED WHEN I GOT MY BABY SIZED HANDS ON HIS LONG ASS GIRAFFE NECK AND HIS MEGA MIND FOREHEAD" Lynn said with wide eyes as they finally remembered what they were going to say and tell EEEVERYONE about what happened on that fateful evening 

"Nope" I said as i put my hand on her mouth to stop them from telling everyone what happened then like i should have guessed what going to happen because they are Lynn and very and i mean VERY chaotic i felt her licking my hand 

"Now they are licking my hand this feels very weird and i hate it ew ew ugh ew this is gross as fuck i hate this so much" I said while debating my life choices 

"Then move your hand DUH" Spider said hitting her head in protest (i think that's the right word?) 

"Then she will tell everyone what happened with me, Jared and well them" I said pointing to them with my other hand 

"MHm mh mh mhhm" Lynn mumbled and pointed 

"OMG YASS i didn't understand a word you just said" I said shaking my head 

"I said Sofia is right you should have moved your hand dumbass and also NOM" Lynn said taking my hand off their mouth them proceeded to bite it which didn't hurt as bad as i thought it would  

"oW" I said because i just say 'ow' even if it doesn't hurt 

"HEHEEH so story toiime so Y/n and i where hanging out ya know i love the girl and platonic and we were walking and we saw a guy well the worlds biggest ass hole Jaredy king and he came up to Y/n and started flirting with her and she said 'no not interested' and he got all pissed off and i came in and started yelling at him and he made fun of my left eye and my marks which i am self conscious about so i slapped him and started to beat him into apology" Lynn said smiling about what they did and i was actually proud of them for doing that 

"I was and still are proud of you for doing that" I said smiling and patting them on the back 

Wilbur pov:

Jared did WHAT?

It was a slight coincidence that the guy they were talking about was my fuckin high school bully, i hate him i really do but THIS? this was fuckin un acceptable, flirting with Y/n MY Y/N? and getting all pissed off about her saying no and making a scene? Jesus i knew this man was a dickhead but he just stooped to another level of dick headedness 

"Thank you and that was only like two weeks ago for something" I heard Lynn say and that really set me off i felt my blood boil and my mind went blank and the only thing i could think of was Jared.. 

So i got up and quickly found a coat, my keys and left my apartment, i ran down the stairs and left the complex and went to a park that i knew Jared liked because Annie told me about it and long behold i was him Jared

A/N 

Heyy i am back, hope you all are doing well, i am meh my mum pissed me off yesterday, my arm was stinging but all's good now 

love you all sm pls eat, stay hydrated and stay safe you are loved if you wan to talk my dm's are always open, my discord server is in my bio no pressure 

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