ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴇ-ɢɪʀʟ? Simpbur x fem!reader

.-Why?-.

Y/N POV: 

I let Wilbur sit on my mini couch in my office because why the fuck not and i guess that Annie was being a mega fuckin bitch like she usually is yeah and no one knows why she's such a fuckin bitch but luckily i think he liked sitting with me more than sitting with that biiitch because he seemed happier and i would also tell him what they were saying because i could like 

"They think your nice op oh and Spider my friend says 'Don't worry Annie E girl is a mega bitch to everyone thats why she was no friends' see its not your fault" I said smiling and patting Wilbur on the shoulder because i felt bad that Annie was treating him like that and he just starred at my hand and then i just turned around back to my stream with one annoying little bitch boy named Jamie yelling at me

"Y/N (MIDDLE NAME) Y/L/N AWNSER THIS QUESTION DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO HIDE ON YOUR WRISTS?" Jamie asked looking very weird i must say he was doing an ok impression of the rock face and i felt quite violated with this question but yes i do it is a little Donald trump cat drawing that Charlie my bestie drew on me because i was being annoying 

"AHHHH WHY? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE THE BEAUTIE OF MY ARM?" I asked getting ready to expose my Donald Trump Cat arm 

"YES HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA"  Jamie yelled then everyone started to yell Humina then as the gods whished i showed them my Donalnd Trump cat arm and i started to laugh so hard and we all just laughed then i turned to Wilbur showing him my drawing 

"Oh my god ha ha why did you draw that?" Wilbur said while giggling 

"I didn't that the point my friend Charlie did and she's a bitch" I said giggling and i turned back around in my seat to face the screen 

"GUUESS WHAAAT Y/N HAS A BOYFRIEND OOOH" I heard Chandler yell 

"OH HEEELL NAW HOW ABOUT YOU GET A BF HUH?" I yelled back and he looked so shocked 

"The man was too stunned to speak" Spider said blankly staring at him 

"He froze in gay" Jamie said which made us all laugh because it was quite funny then suddenly my door flung open 

"Y/n why is he in your office room?" Annie said in a stern voice

"Um i don't know because your were being a bitch to him and i am a very comforting person if i say so myself so he just came to comfort" I said smiling because she knew daum well i was right and she didn't want to admit it so she just got all pissy 

"UH BUT WHY DOES HE WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU YOU'RE SO ANNOYING AND AND" Annie said trying to think of another thing to say 

"Uglier than you, dumber than you, oh and i am also less popular than you  don't worry i have heard it all before" I said with a blank expression because i have when she gets mad she just insults me in any sort of way she possibly can and her face when i said all of that she did not look happy at all her face was red because she was angry as fuck 

"I I HAVE NEVER SAID THOSE THINGS TO YOU ERRG LETS GO WILBUR YES YES GET UP WERE LEAVING Y/N BECAUSE SHE'S A BITCH" Annie said slamming my door shut as Wilbur left looking actually really sad about having to leave me 

"BA HAHAHAHA HAHA HOLY SHIT YOUR SISTER MAN" Spider said laughing her head off 

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUCK HHAHAHAH" Chandler said wheezing like he usually does when he laughs wayy to hard and it always makes the situation more funnier because he's wheezing and then he does it even more because he's laughing too hard and it is an endless cycle then he catches his breathe and blames us for making him laugh too hard 

"AYOOO YOUR SISTER WAS PIIIISED SHIT JUST LIKE I DID NOOOT DOOO THAAAT Y/NNNN YOUUU BIIIITCH AAASSS LIIIER UGH ERG EERG UUUGH EERG ARRG HERH" Jamie said making fun of my sister because it was actually really funny and she was so angry over her being an intitled rude ass bitch? 

yeah she was mad about that and i don't understand her logic and i don't think anyone does because she's my sister and a very angry and intitled ass bitch and whyyy is she as intitled as she is some days when i get what she wants weel my mum babied her and still does but my mum hates me for no apparet reason well it was because i breathed on her i know so mean of me i need to go pray to god because i dis respected my own mother by doing what every single living thing or person does on this earth 

"Y/N YOU BREATHED IN MY DIRECTION YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH UGH AHR" Spider yelled making fun of my sister 

"HAH AHA HA OMG YES THAT IS MY SISTER RIGHT THERE HOLY SHIT" I said laughing my head off because she did sound like how my sister sounds when she's mad at me and when she doesn't get what she wants from me 

"UGH Y/N DID YOU JUST BREATH HOW DARE YOU AHH AH SOB SOBS SOB BOO HOO AHHHAHAHHA AHAH" Chandler said as he faked cried and did a little back thing 

"NO NO STOOP Y/N BRETHED AHHHH AHHH AH DIES" Jamie yelled as he fell back in his chair and we all broke out laughig

A/N 

Heyyy i am back and in double maths but we finished out math tests so we can do whatever we want and i am writing this as 'work' y'know

schools boring at recess i need to talk to my PC aka homeroom teacher because i'm kinda getting bullied its not that bad lol 

hope you all are well and BINKY aka my cat 

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