ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴇ-ɢɪʀʟ? Simpbur x fem!reader

.-Uh huh-.

"Yes?" I said looking at Annie who i must say RUDLY barged into my room for no reason that i know of 

"You never told me Lynn was coming over" She said in a monotone voice as she looked at Lynn 

"Hiii Annnnnnie" Lynn said smiling and waving as Annie waved back at them 

"Hi Lynn" Annie said in a sweet voice then looked back at me like i just ate her children and then stole her tits 

"Do you want a bacon and egg roll with chips (FrIeS if your fancy like that) for dinner?" (if your vegan/vegetarian put whatever you like there)  Annie said staring at me like i was a serial killer who was also a cannibal and i ate her children again  

"Sure sounds nice" I said looking at her like i was judging her because she was judging me so like a good person i returned the favor and looked at her the same <3 

"Ok ill call you when its ready and it will be ready at like 6 ish so like two hours i just needed to see if you picky ass wanted to eat something else well its good to know your easy to feed" Annie said as she looked me up and down and then left the room leaving my door slightly ajar which pissed me the fuck off because if you have the audacity to come into my room when i was streaming WITH my door shut and then not close it all the way like how it was before i will not hesitate to smash your face with a hammer politely tho so no reeeal harm done only a little bit :D 

"That bitch didn't close my door all the way like i had it biiiiitch" I said getting up and closing the door like how i had it before 

"I knoow what a bitch if ma door is closed shut and you open and enter my room AND THEN not close it again you can just leave my house" Lynn said getting offended at my sisters lack of incite with closing doors and door culture 

"Sooo rude" I said as i sat back down in my chair and staring at Spider 

"What the fuck you looking at huh?" Spider said as she opened her eyes wide and looked at me the same 

"I aM lOoKiNg At YoU" I said in a country southern American accent as i stared into her soul

"Uh HuH yOu DaUm ArE" Spider said staring at me and using the same country southern American accent i did 

"HoW dArE yOu MOcK mY vOiCe" I said trying not to laugh because poor Lynn, she was about too loose her shit laughing but they were being strong and holding it in like a pro 

"I AINT MOCKING NO BODIES VOICE" Spider yelled getting all mad and started too sound like a Karen and they even changed the way they were sitting to silently judge me so i did the exact same 

"Oh it would be so sad if my sisters online friend Wilbur found my Twitch Account and was watching the stream" I said as i looked straight into the camera 

Wilbur Pov: 

'How the fuck did she find out' I thought as she looked directly into the camera and then she and her friends started too laugh about how creepy that would be 

"I'm just joking i'm just joking" Y/n said waving her hands around as her friend Lynn bit her hand and Y/n screamed in response everyone thought it was funny but i got seriously worried 'was she ok?'

I couldn't because she would then know that i was watching her stream and that would be reeeally awkward because she would ask how i got her Twitch and all that other good stuff and i would never NEVER get a chance for her to be my beloved and we all know that if she's not my beloved she's dead 

"My hand is in another child's mouth GIMME MY HAND BACK BITCH" I heard Y/n yell and she was trying to get her hand out of the other person 'Lynn' s mouth she was waving her hand around trying to get it back but it didn't work and everyone was laughing their heads off and i got pretty pissed because her hand is being bitten by someone else and she could be in serious pain and no one  noticed or even cared which really fuckin pissed me off and i nearly wrote in the chat but i stopped myself when Y/n got her hand out of their mouth 

'Phew thank god she's ok' i said under my breathe as i continued to watch the stream and now relived she looked 

"THANK FUCK I GOT MY HAND BACK FUUCK YOU HAVE A SCARILY STRONG JAW" Y/n said looking at Lynn as she babied her hand in terror and kind of rocked it back and froth like she would do to our children one day 

"HEEHHEHEEH NOT FOR LONG" Lynn said pouching back onto y/n's hand 

"NO NO NOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO MY HAND BAD LYNN BAAAD LYYYN HEEEELP" Y/n screamed as she tried to get her hand back all this yelling and watching Y/n be herself made so many things, so many emotions bubble up inside me....

A/N

hey you nasty motherfuckers really think i write smut HA no anyway hope you all are well and are doing the opposite of me and eating a good amount of food , hope you all are well and staying safe love you all

and i have an excuse for my Grandma if she ever walks into my room and see's my pride flags ill just say it the Romanian flag, ah yes my Australian ass just has a Romanian flag in her room and we are defo not Romanian what so ever so great excuse 

there they are down there Romania and Pansexual 1034 words <3