YOUR POV:
I was talking to Jamie about us both having a hole in our wall because we both unironically punched our walls me out of anger and Jamie accidently which was kinda stupid because he thought he saw someone but he didn't so ha ha while i was talking and laughing at Jamie i got a new donation which had text
"Hello Y/n you look so beautiful <3" The little text bot who had lokey an annoying voice but the message was so sweet and i needed the little bit of affirmation (don't we all)
"Aww thank you so much" I said blushing a little bit well because it was such a sweet message and it was from 'I'MNOTASIMP' well with that name my mind goes to SIMP SIMP SIMP ALERT why? because revers phycology if you tell someone not to do something they'll do it or vise versa its just how it works
"OoOOoOo Y/n got a compliment and how does she feel after?" Jamie said raising one of his eyebrows (how) and we both do that too each other if we get a nice donation message or a really fucking weird one
"I feel validated and um ha good thank you so much again and i quote "I'm not a simp" I said winking into the camera and giggling a bit
"OoOoO we love feeling validated ok um CHAT is Y/n valid?" Jamie said tilting his head a lil bit
"Oh god i bet um yep chats going crazy with yes's and yeah lots of yes, yes, ofc, why wouldn't she be? so yeah i think i am pretty valid but the real question is.. is Jamie?" I said doing the same head tilt
"BITCH FLIPPED THE TABLES" Jamie said not sounding very happy
"Hehehehe the tables have been flipped" I said chuckling
"WHAT THE FUCK there are no's??" Jamie said looking very concerned
"HAAHAHHA YES WE SHOULD DEPORT JAMIE TO UH ROMANIA? huh Jamie you are either going to Romania, Scotland, South Africa or Turkey wait America how do you feel about these suggestions?" I said giving him a weird look
"UUH I DON'T WANT TO FUCKIN LEAVE ok um yes to everyone EXCEPT America lovely people for the most part have nothing against them its just i don't understand Fahrenheit and i don't want to leeaarrrn it ok? thats the only reason but if i get deported to Romania, Turkey or South Africa i might have to learn those languages but thats ok haha" Jamie said doing his little chuckle while he spined in his chair
"Yeah what about SCOTLAND MOTHER FUCKER" I yelled in my best Scottish accent
"FUCK YEAH I'LL HAPPILY LIVE THERE WAIT WHAT ABOUT IRELAND TRIXIE WAS BORN THERE SHE CAN TAKE ME OK SCOTLAND AND IRELAND HERE I COME BITCHES" Jamie said getting hyped about being kicked out of England? don't know why that would be fun but each is to there own
"Um ok CHAT Jamie is very happy to get kicked out of Britain? yeah bit weird i know like MATE WHY ARE YOU HAPPY??" I said because i was very concerned for his safely well mentally he seemed ok? well not really because he was happy to get deported out of his country?
"BECAUSE I GET TO START A NEW FUCKIN LIFE IN A NEW COUNTRY DUH" Jamie said hitting his head with his hand kind of calling me dumb well he's not that wrong but daum
"Ok ok lets get this straight (never) you want to be kicked out of your home and get banned from your home country which means no Chandler, no me, no Fern, no all of our friends, no more of that good café near where i live and no more seeing us on a near daily basis oh and NO COMING TO SEE US" I said letting the truth sink in
"Oh yeah your right um ANYWAY CHAT i don't want to be deported anyone more yay i would rather not become a threat to this country i only want to be a hot threat te he" Jamie said covering his mouth when he said 'te he' which made me want to throw up
"I am going to be sick don't you ever say that again" I said blankly staring at Jamie through our call then another donation popped up and it was from the same guy
"aw no Y/n i don't want you to feel sick hope you feel better :( <3" The robot read out once again and guess who it was
"Aww thank you I'm not a simp um i just hate that phrase i'm ok don't worry" I said smiling reassuring the viewer that i am indeed ok just hate that fuckin phrase
"Op did my dearest friend Y/n get a *sniffing noises* DONATION??" Jamie said as he sniffed into his mic and then got really close up to the camera and stared at his chat and i
"First of all yes and second of all DAUM i can see your fuckin blue eyes in triple HD DAAUUM YOU HAVE SOME FINE EYES MY FRIEND HAHA" I said looking at his eyes because his eyes we're practically in my face and i could really see the detail in them which is quite interesting
"AWW Thank yoouuu i know ever man i walk by looks straight in my eyes and their girlfriends do to HAAHHA and then i get to deicide which one is hotter and if neither i leave so Y/n what did the um donation say HHHMM?" Jamie said doing the same look into the camera really fuckin close and stare thing
"Fuckin hell Jamie YOUR SCARING ME MAN and it read 'aw no Y/n i don't want you to feel sick hope you feel better' sad face and heart and sorry i'm not a simp Jamie doesn't see my donations that come in so i have to read them to him YES he can hear them but sometimes he goes deaf and beep goes offline IN REAL LIFE" I said yelling because it was very well directed at Jamie
"OEIOJEA HOW AM I SCARING YOU AND ooOOoOOoO Y/N HAS A NEW SIMP" Jamie said pointing at me
"ITS NOT MY FAULT" I yelled back because how am i suppose to control my audience i can barley control my sister and in that quick moment i got a text from Wilbur? huh bit odd but i decided to check it..
A/N
hi hope you all are doing well love you all sm have a great day/night and remember you are amazing <3
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ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴇ-ɢɪʀʟ? Simpbur x fem!reader
Romanceyou are E-girls (Annie) same age sister, Annie brings a guy home and introdices him to you as Wilbur her online friend he seems nice at first then a little bit creepy...
