Simmons addresses the camera.
Simmons: I'm the one who keeps everything together. Logistic, dishes, laundry, cleaning the guns, taking out the trash. You know, you think that would make me popular.
Dylan and Jax are revealed to be interviewing him.
Jax: Not really.
Simmons: (sighing) Es ta le sulekha.(I'm so alone.)
Dylan: Excuse me?
Simmons: It means "I am so alone"? Jesus. doesn't anybody speak Esperanto?
Alex: (off screen) No!
Dylan: I always thought you were close with Grif and Alex. Weren't you three friends?
Simmons: N-no, friends have things in common. Shared interests, common sense of humor. Grif and I were practically different species. Seriously, I did a DNA test on him once. Do you want to know how much pygmy sloth he has in him? Because it's a lot. As for Alex I fucking hate him I only worked with him becuse I thought I could use him.
We cut to the canyon from the end of the previous episode, as the Reds and Blues enter. The whole location looks a lot like Blood Gulch.
Dylan: It looks different from the others.
Tucker: I'm getting the weirdest déjà vu from this place...
Will: Ya looks like Blood Gulch.
Caboose: Boy, you leave Blood Gulch for a few years and it really falls to pieces.
Tucker: This isn't Blood Gulc––wait...hold up...
We pan across the canyon.
Caboose: Yup, see? Yep! There's Red Base, yup, and there's Blue Base...oh, and there's where I shot Church with a tank! ...
Tucker: Damn! He's right! It's a fucking Blood Gulch replica!
Ava: Almost exactly the same.
Donut: Oh, I planted a daylily patch before we left! Let's go check if it's here too?
Alex: There probably dead by now.
Sarge: (dramatic) Not so fast! I smell an ambush... High cover all around! A small area to retreat... classic kill zone...
Tucker: I hate to agree with Sarge, but after what just happened, I think we should error on the side of caution.
Simmons: You mean err on the side of caution.
Will: Oh my god.
Tucker: Err? Err is not a word.
Simmons: Yes, it is! Watch, I'll even use it in a sentence! "Tucker was forced to pay for an entire elementary schools' worth of bastards, after an ERR in judgement."
Tucker: Wow. Way to make fun of a single parent, Simmons. Real mature.
Alex: Can you two shut up
Sarge: Lopez! We need intelligencia! Do a scan for life forms!
Lopez: [I'm a robot, not the Starship Enterprise.]
Sarge: Jammed?! This is worse than I thought!
Sister: Sarge he didn't say that he said he's not the Starship Enterprise so I guess he can't scan.
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Red Vs Blue Season 15 male oc
FanfictionA series of violent attacks across human space has people demanding answers. Who are these Reds and Blues? And why are they so bloody ruthless? Are they the same idiots we know? One reporter sets out to uncover the truth, determined to find out why...
