We open up on several overhead shots of a large valley. There are signs of civilization: the foundations of buildings, a beach umbrella, and, notably, a makeshift base at the center.
Dylan and Jac are walking towards the base.
Dylan: Hello? Somebody! Anybody!
Sarge : (offscreen) Move it! Move it!
Dylan: Hey, slow down! I need to get—
Sarge comes zooming by in a Warthog.
Sarge: No can do! I'm late for battle!
DYLAN and JAX turn and stare off in his direction, startled.
Dylan: Was that...Sarge?
Simmons and Sister comes zipping by really fast.
Simmons: (unintelligible Esperanto)
Delta stands to the side watching them
Delta: Simmons is definitely faster than Grif and Sister on those mushrooms
Dylan: Sister, Delta And Simmons?
Tucker appears at the top of the base. Followed by Will
Tucker: Yo, Grif! What about the Blue Goo Dolls?
Will: Still trying to make up a name?
Grif runs into the shot right next to Dylan . Followed by Alex
Grif: No! Red Zeppelin!
Alex: Red Rock!
Tucker: The Blue Fighters!
Grif: Uh, the Grateful Red!
Tucker: Oh god, no! Screw you!
Tucker disappears behind the base.
Dylan: (disbelief) You're Grif and Alex! Grif, Alex can you help us?
Grif: (laughing, then blunt) Who the hell are you?
Alex: And how did you find us?
Dylan: Dylan Andrews, Interstellar—
Grif: Whoa, hold up—I just realized how much I don't care.
Dylan: Th—, Caboose he fell off a cliff. I think he's dead.
Grif: Whoa, you killed Caboose? Good job! Can you kill Sarge next—ooh, wait, no! Donut, THEN Sarge!
Alex: Welp better get the the banners we've been planing a celebration for when he finally died.
Simmons and Sister comes running by again.
Simmons: Ihaven'tbeenthishypersinceIhadamargarita!
Sister: FastI'mfastyougotabetterone.
Donut:(offscreen, voice unfiltered) Anyone seen my tanning oil?
Grif: Jesus Donut, we have guests! Put some clothes on, for pete's sake!
Tucker appears again.
Tucker: Oh, Blue-Tang Clan!
Grif: The Red Kennedys!
There is a loud whistling sound, as though something is falling from a great height.
Sarge: (falling with it) SUCK IT NEWTON!
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Red Vs Blue Season 15 male oc
FanficA series of violent attacks across human space has people demanding answers. Who are these Reds and Blues? And why are they so bloody ruthless? Are they the same idiots we know? One reporter sets out to uncover the truth, determined to find out why...
