ce is singing the ever-familiar guitar chords of that used to open up every episode. As the voice finishes...
Dylan: The hell are you doing?
We cut to Dylan and her cameraman walking through the center of the canyon towards Blue Base.
Cameraman: I am brainstorming a sweet soundtrack for this location.
Dylan: Quit goofing off. I'm ready to start.
DYLAN walks in front of the cameraman, starting up her report.
Dylan: The Reds and Blues were mostly strangers when they were first assigned here: a box canyon that may as well be in the middle of nowhere. From these humble beginnings, they've gone on to influence the galaxy as we know it.
Cameraman: ...are you talking to me or the camera?
Beat. DYLAN stares at the CAMERAMAN.
Dylan: What?
Cameraman: What?
Pause.
Dylan: Did you get that or not?
Cameraman: (nervous laugh) Yeah, I got it. I wasn't rolling though, is that what you mean?
Dylan: Straighten your shit out, Frank.
Cameraman: I'm not Frank. Frank quit.
Dylan: He what?
Cameraman: He quit! He said he was sick of getting arrested and shot at.
Dylan: Some people just can't take the heat. What about you, New Frank? You got grit?
Cameraman: Oh, yeah!
Dylan: You have some experience in combat journalism?
Cameraman: Yeah! ...well, weddings.
Beat.
Dylan: ...this is your first job...
Cameraman: No, nonononono: it's my first internship.
Dylan: Do you have a degree at the very least?
Cameraman: Well, yeah! I mean, I will soon. Just like, 47 more credits, and then I graduate. And then I'm not sure what I'm gonna do. You know, I think I'll probably move to LA, but that's like what everyone does, I mean, what do you think? Do I really have to live there to make movies? What I really wanna do is direct blockbusters!
Dylan: (to herself) Carlos, you penny-pinching cheapskate bastard... I'm gonna skin your cat for this. (to cameraman) Alright, you, what's your name?
Cameraman: I'm actually thinking of adopting a stage name...tell me, what do you think of "Jax Jonez," with an X and a Z?
Dylan: (blunt) I am not calling you that.
Cameraman: How about Mick J? Or... M. Night Axeltron!
Dylan: (he's getting on her nerves) Just stop! Your job is to follow my lead until you get the hang of things, or until I find my tripod! Got it?
Cameraman: Got it. One question, though: are you married to this story? 'cause I've got my own ideas for stories that would make really awesome movies! Like what if we did one about a comet that hits the moon and sends it crashing into Earth?
Dylan: That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
Cameraman: We could call it Moon Doom!
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Red Vs Blue Season 15 male oc
FanfictionA series of violent attacks across human space has people demanding answers. Who are these Reds and Blues? And why are they so bloody ruthless? Are they the same idiots we know? One reporter sets out to uncover the truth, determined to find out why...