[Chaos Group Chat]
Chicken
You wanna tell us why you're on the news?
Stick
A bitch
Chicken
What?
Undead Mom
Honestly
Stick
A bitch
I rejected his horrible attempts at flirting because I'm both with childs and married
And so he called the fucking cops on me :/
Darth Vader
Good to know you're loyal
Also he sounds like a douche
Stick
I called him that >:)
I also renamed him Chad
Undead Mom
Nice
He sounds like a Chad
[A/N: sorry to everyone named Chad who is a good person :)]
Stick
Aight well I'm on my way to the Ice Box
See y'all in a few minutes
Babe Wilson
Do they not have a collar on you??
Stick
Oh they do
It just doesn't work on me coz I'm not a mutant
Unlike mr muppet said
The pros of being the daughter of an evil alien god :)
Momma
Wot
Stick
I also forgot to tell you I found out who my bio parents are
Oops
Maybe I should tell you I also have super powers
Momma
What else are you not telling me??
Stick
That I've gotten kidnapped about...
Hold on I'm counting
Let's see, there was that time with old pirate face
And recently with evil cloud
And when I got trapped in the Hex with Wanda
I got blipped
Um.. Wanda almost killed me when I tumbled through the multiverse with Dr Sparklers.
I don't have enough time to say them all.
Momma
:/
Okay well do you need any help with your Ice Box situation?
Stick
Maybe send an Avenger to explain who I am so I don't escape and start a new Civil War. We all know how that movie turned out
Babe Wilson
Look at my sarcastic little angel
Breaking her first fourth wall 🥺
You know I'd come and help you, but I'd probably just make things worse
I'm wanted in a lot of places...
Chicken
I've got it
I'm the only one who's not on government mandated therapy, wanted, and supposedly dead
Spiderling
I'm still here y'know
Chicken
Yeah but no one takes you seriously
Spiderling
Rude
I've only been Spiderman for technically 9 years
Right?
I did the correct math?
Stick
Yes but you blipped so subtract 5
Surprisingly no one forgot about you over that time
Spiderling
Rude
Darth Vader
You say that a lot
Spiderling
I know
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