Jack × Miko

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Mintzy: Today's ship was requested by Maikkuxx and is different then all the ones we've done. Because this time it's not about the giant alien robots! -

Starscream: okie, we get it. Just say the ship so this can be over.

Mintzy: interrupt me again and I'm cutting you off the show.

Starscream: *sarcastically* Oh no. How terrifying, I'm so worried.

Knockout: Maybe if we annoy her enough she'll kick us out.

Mintzy: *glares*

Miko: That's no fun! I still want to know who we're talking about, go on mintzy!

Mintzy: AHEM! As I was saying! Today's ship is Miko × Jack!

Jack: Wait what?

Miko: NEVERMIND! I'm with knockout! Let's get out of here!

Knockout: Not so fun when your involved eh human?

Miko: I'm going to tear you up!

Knockout: Don't even dare! Touch the finish and your as good as dead.

Bulkhead: I thought this thing was only about us cybertronians?

Arcee: Apparently, mintzys 'readers' don't care who it is.

Mintzy: Hahaha, this is pretty much the only human ship in the show . . . That I know of. Wait, no, there's also jacks mom and agent fowler.

Jack: *groans* uuuuugghhhh, don't remind me.

Miko: Hahaha, sucker!

Starscream: Besides, we decepticons don't know anything about the autobots pets, so why are we here for this one?

Mintzy: Because you guys are my favorite to write, duh.

Breakdown: I will never get used to that.

Mintzy: Used to what?

Breakdown: You referring to us as characters.

Knockout: Okay, okay. So we are you favorite to write, but out of us, who is your favorite decepticon to write.

Mintzy: oh that's easy! You.

Knockout: Me???

Mintzy: I like your sass. I have a few stories I've written with you as the main character.

Breakdown: That is extremely creepy.

Arcee: Why knockout, out of everyone?

Mintzy: *shrugs* Maybe it's the finish.

Knockout: why of course!

Miko: seriously?

Mintzy: hey, writing fanfictions is more fun when you like the characters!

Arcee: I'm not surprised actually.

Miko: your so strange. Why do you even write fanfictions?

Mintzy: Its a way to improve my writing! Also, it's just fun!

Jack: I'm not surprised.

Miko: How does writing us talking to eachother help you improve your writing?

Mintzy: Because it helps me understand how different types of characters would talk and think to all kinds of scenarios.

Raf: Oh, huh, that makes sense actually.

Jack: Don't encourage it.

Knockout: Of course the nerd human would understand.

Ratchet: Oh shut it you, your making this more insufferable by constantly adding in details that don't need to be added.

Knockout: *sarcastically* Wow, such wise words from such an annoying old bot.

Aree: *Rolls optics* such an original come back.

Starscream: this is so stupid.

Megatron: Agreed.

Shockwave: Yes, this is stupid. I don't know anything about these humans. I cannot say if they are compatible or not.

Soundwave: *nods*

Miko: Trust me, we are NOT compatible.

Jack: *nods* we are completely different.

Shockwave: That's what everyone says.

Arcee: Nah, they really aren't. They have such different ways of thinking, that them being together would be like ratchet and wheeljack together.

Ratchet: *grumbles* Don't remind me. I never want to hear about that again.

Bulkhead: Won't we forget this.

Ratchet: We'll forget, but I'll know.

Bulkhead: uhm- OK?????

Mintzy: OH wait! I forget him AGAIN! *Snaps fingers and wheeljack appears*

Wheeljack: I sense that people were talking about me and ratchet.

Ratchet: DONT BRING IT BACK UP YOU IDIOT.

Arcee: See? Wheeljack would be miko and ratchet would be Jack. Just doesn't work.

Wheeljack: I'm miko!

Jack: Why am I ratchet? *frowns*

Miko: Oh yay! I'm wheeljack!

Ratchet: what? You would be LUCKY to be me. But if I'm like anyone I'm much more like Raf.

Raf: *smiles*

Shockwave: I understand your point arcee.

Arcee: Told ya.

Wheeljack: Wait, why am Ratchet and I being compared to Jack and miko?

Knockout: Because that's the ship today.

Wheeljack: HAHAHA! I'm sorry miko but that's hilarious!

Miko: You can only laugh because I laughed at you! So it's fair.

Wheeljack: But you laugh at everyone.

Mintzy: Did everyone answer?

Arcee: I don't know, your the writer. Shouldn't you know?

Mintzy: I write this in my spare time throughout several days, so I don't know.

Breakdown: Well, read what you wrote.

Mintzy: Gross, why would I read my own writing?

Jack: so that you know what you wrote?

Mintzy: Fine. *Then I did, and it looks good and is hilarious to me* Yep, seems good to me.

Starscream: *Facepalms* Finally.

*Camera shuts off*

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Authors note:

Thank you everyone for reading!

I know my posts aren't very consistent with this, so I was thinking of making a schedule. If nobody actually cares then why stress over it. But I was thinking every Friday to make it easier to figure out?

Let me know! :)

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