TFP ship Reactions! *on Hiatus*

Megatron × Arcee

Mintzy: Alright, let's see what we got here. *looks at notepad* Oh no, nobody is going to like this one . . .

Miko: Come on, I'm getting into these little ships! I wanna know!

Mintzy: So today we have a request from Primestar101. The ship is Megatron × Arcee. What do we think?

*the room goes silent*

*Megatron growls*

Arcee: Ok, I'm done with this one already. Can I go back to reality now?

Mintzy: Well that would make this chapter way to short.

Arcee: You think I care about that?

Jack: This is messed up, on so many levels.

Miko: Hah, I can't even imagine this at all.

Bulkhead: Do people actually ship this?

Mintzy: Probably, although I couldn't find any art shipping them. Just them glaring at eachother.

Arcee: Funny, almost as if thats because we hate eachother.

Megatron: I have no care for Arcee. She is a bug that gets in my way.

Arcee: See?

Optimus: Mintzy, why do people ship those who do not care for eachother?

Mintzy: Its kinda hard to explain. Maybe it's because we like reading about the conflict. Or maybe it's just cause it's fun.

Miko: Its because it's fun.

Mintzy: I understand for the most part why people would ship characters who don't like one another.

Jack: But these two?

Bulkhead: put these two in a room together, and the only thing that would happen is a battle.

Jack: More like an all out war.

Miko: Isn't that Megatron and Optimus?

Jack: that doesn't matter. The point is is that these two would never work.

Mintzy: Wait until someone asks for arcee × Arichnid.

Arcee: I thought you said you didn't like her.

Mintzy: I don't. But I'd be willing to write a chapter with her at this point. Just more fuel to the fire.

Bumblebee: She's gone mad with power.

Arcee: just like Megatron.

Optimus: I sure hope your joking mintzy.

Mintzy: Maybe . . .

Knockout: Don't even joke about inviting that spider here.

Starscream: I'm with knockout. That's too far.

Mintzy: Woah, okay okay. Wow, does everyone here hate her that much.

*Everyone nods in agreement*

Mintzy: wow. Alright . . . That'll just make it more fun when someone does ask.

Arcee: you cannot be serious.

Mintzy: *Shrugs*

Shockwave: This ship, Lord Megatron and arcee, would never work. It's illogical at best. Even them before the war wouldn't work. They have such drastic differences in world view.

Soundwave: *in shockwaves voice* Illogical.

Breakdown: There is no way they would ever even just have a normal conversation together.

Mintzy: Maybe that's the point? Like the shippers enjoy them arguing.

Knockout: That I understand.

Arcee: This is so stupid.

Starscream: But to ship someone as basic as arcee, with our Lord Megatron himself.

Arcee: I am NOT basic.

Knockout: Plus, their both definitely tops.

Miko: I'm noping this conversation real fast!

Mintzy: Think of the children knockout! The children!

Knockout: *Rolls his optics* Fine, but it's simple -

Miko: NOPE!

Knockout: UGH FINE!

Megatron: Knockout, learn when to speak, and when to keep your mouth shut.

Knockout: of . . . Of course Lord Megatron.

Starscream: *chuckles under his breath*

Arcee: thank you miko. I don't think I could've handled that.

Bumblebee: So like, we're pretty much all in agreement that this ship would never work?

Mintzy: yep. People keep submitting the strangest requests. But honestly this is fun so keep em coming!

Starscream: Who are you talking to!

Mintzy: The audience, duh, we've established this.

Knockout: Keep up screamy.

Mintzy: oh wait, I almost forgot. *snaps fingers, wheeljack appears*

Wheeljack: Not THIS again!

Mintzy: Hey! Buddy! We need your opinion on a ship.

Wheeljack: I'm not in it this time?

Mintzy: Nope!

Wheeljack: Phew! Okay, shoot!

Mintzy: Megatron × Arcee.

Megatron: Its Lord Megatron, you all lack respect.

*the autobots frown*

Wheeljack: *Glances at arcee, then at Megatron* No. Never. Not in eternity.

Mintzy: I believe that's everyone. Okay, thats the end of this chapter. Hope you enjoyed Primestar101!

Arcee: Nobody ever mention this or else.

*camera shuts off*